Army Coach Rich Ellerson

“SINCE WE’VE BEEN GETTING OUR BUTTS WHIPPED BY NAVY IN RECENT YEARS, WE FIGURED WE NEEDED HELP FROM SOMEONE WHO NOT ONLY KNEW THE ‘X’s AND E’s’ OF FOOTBALL …  BUT ALSO HAD THE FREEDOM TO BREAK ALL RULES OF ENGAGEMENT.”

“AFTER FURTHER REVIEW, THE ‘SHOOTING IN THE HEAD’  BY THE RIGHT GUARD STANDS.”

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Lisa Casey on the Blackwater dream team for 2012.

“YES, SENATOR, I SWEAR THAT UNDER MY WATCH THE CIA IS COMPETENT AND NON-POLITICAL, AND THAT I DO NOT SHIT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME DICK CHENEY PAYS A VISIT TO LANGLEY.”

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All Hat No Cattle with a whole new Re-Branding of the CIA.

BartCopE! with Three Splendid Mashup Collections.

“NOW HERE’S A MAN WHO’S A SPY’S SPY –  SO INVISIBLE AND UNDER THE RADAR, THAT THE SENATE REFUSED TO EVEN ‘RECOGNIZE’ HIM WHEN HE SHOWED UP FOR WORK.”

“IT’S A SLAM DUNK THAT PANETTA WON’T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE WATERBOARDING, BUT IT’S HARD FOR A 70-YEAR OLD GUY TO STAND ON HIS FEET FOR 24 STRAIGHT HOURS.”