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December 28th, 2009

Larry David and Leon ‘Curb Your Terrorism’

“Hey, Leon, do  ya’ think an underwear bomber would go ‘through the gate,’ or go  ‘over-the-fence’ with the ‘no-fly zone’?”

“Don’t really matter, Larry. You just gotta’  get in that underwear bomber’s ass. You open that asshole up and you pull that asshole open, step inside, and spray paint that terrorist motherfucker’s ass. Fuck their whole assholes up. You eat those little airline peanuts, throw the tin foil bag on the ground. Then step out on their ass and leave that asshole wide open so those motherfuckers know you been there.”

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BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin deconstrusts the Primal Fear: Bush Terrorized Us and Al Qaeda Won.

October 31st, 2009

On Obama’s Dover Visit, Lawrence O’Donnell Kicks ‘Cheney Ass’ — Like Leon from ‘Curb’

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“You really got in the Cheneys’ ass Larry! You immediately got in that ass. You opened that asshole up and you pulled that asshole open, stepped inside, and spray painted ‘Larry Was Here.’  Fuck their whole assholes up. You ate snicker bars, threw the wrapper on the ground. Then stepped out on their ass – and you left that asshole wide open so those motherfuckers knew you been there.”

Kudos to “Larry” — Here’s the video:

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