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October 3rd, 2008

About Palin: Didn’t this Bush with the Bush Sound Like ‘The Beaver?’

“GEE WHIZ, GOSH-DARN-IT, I BETCHA’ IT’D BE REALLY SWELL IF THE MAVERICK AND THE HOCKEY MOM ARE GONNA’ KINDA’ BE TAKIN’ OVER WASHINGTON.”

GEE WALLY, DOESN’T IT KINDA’ SUCK THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES HAVE THE PERSONALITY AND CHARACTER OF EDDIE HASKELL.”

September 7th, 2008

Sarah Palin to Star in Remake of ‘Leave It To Beaver’

“JUST AS JOHN MARRIED A RICH WOMAN TO MAKE HIS LIFE EASIER, THE OLD GUY IS GONNA’ KICK BACK — IF HE DOESN’T KICK THE BUCKET — AND LET THIS PIT BULL HOCKEY MOM BE FIRST IN THIS COUNTRY.”

GEE WALLY, ISN’T IT KINDA’ SWELL WE HAVE A VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE WITH THE PERSONALITY AND CHARACTER OF EDDIE HASKELL.”

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