“I’LL BEAT THAT  SONUVABITCH MORE TIMES THAN I’VE BEEN MARRIED,  STRANGLE HIM WITH MY SUSPENDERS, THEN LEAVE HIS LIFELESS BODY ON THE TROLLEY CAR TRACKS IN  BROOKLYN.”

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Story at HuffPost.

Tea Party Fractures at All Hat No  Cattle, and Perrspectives on Convention Program: 10 Lessons for Tea Baggers

“C’MON, LARRY, IT SOUNDS PRETTY FISHY TO ME, SINCE ISN’T THE POPE SUPPOSED TO IN-FALL-IBLE?  BESIDES, DOESN’T A ‘RIGHT WRIST INJURY’ SUGGEST TO YOU THAT THE POPE WAS CELEBRATING MASTURBATION INSTEAD OF MASS?” 

“LARRY, I’LL WITHDRAW MY OBJECTIONS IF SANJAY IS PREPARED TO FILM A SEGMENT WHERE HE SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE LEG WITH AN UNREGISTERED GUN, AND THEN SEEKS TREATMENT UNDER THE ‘HEALTH CARE PLAN’ OF AN UNEMPLOYED AUTO WORKER WHOSE JOB HAS BEEN SHIPPED OVERSEAS.”

“MY WIFE PAT WEARS A CLOTH COAT.”  ”I’M GOIN’ BACK TO THE CONSIGNMENT SHOP.”

“I’VE GOT A RUSSIAN IN THE KITCHEN.”  “I CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM MY KITCHEN.”

“YOU WON’T HAVE NIXON TO KICK AROUND ANYMORE.”   “I’M NOT GONNA’ ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS FROM THE LIBERAL MEDIA ANYMORE.”

“I AM NOT A CROOK.”     “THE TROOPERGATE REPORT SAID I DID NOT BREAK ANY LAWS.” 

 “I LIKE IKE, ‘CAUSE HE MIGHT HAVE A HEART ATTACK.”  “THIS DIVA IS GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK.”

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BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter on The Toxic GOP and Its Just Desserts.

Michael Moore on Larry King, at One Good Move.

Juan Cole on the Hypocrisy of the GOP’s ‘One-Party Rule’ Gambit.

Dan Kurtzman has The 25 Funniest Viral Videos of Election 2008.

“ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR WATSON. SIR McCAIN HAS SO MANY HOUSES, THE DOG DID ‘BARK,’ SINCE HE DIDN’T EVEN RECOGNIZE HIS OWNER.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Norm Jenson has Bill Maher on Larry King — on Religion, and Politics.

Lisa Casey on the end of the Bush Error.

Madkane has Some Friendly Advice For Obama.