“Hey, Leon, do  ya’ think an underwear bomber would go ‘through the gate,’ or go  ‘over-the-fence’ with the ‘no-fly zone’?”

“Don’t really matter, Larry. You just gotta’  get in that underwear bomber’s ass. You open that asshole up and you pull that asshole open, step inside, and spray paint that terrorist motherfucker’s ass. Fuck their whole assholes up. You eat those little airline peanuts, throw the tin foil bag on the ground. Then step out on their ass and leave that asshole wide open so those motherfuckers know you been there.”

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BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin deconstrusts the Primal Fear: Bush Terrorized Us and Al Qaeda Won.

“NOW, WHO BETTER THAN A MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE FARRAKHAN, BUT IS NAMED ‘DUBERSTEIN,’ TO RESOLVE CENTURIES OF HATRED AND BLOODSHED.”

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An excellent review of the latest Curb episode by Alan Sepinwall.

“LITTLE DO THEY KNOW IT, BUT REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY HAVE THE VOTES TO LIMIT HEALTH INSURANCE TO BAD NECKS … AS A RESULT OF CAR ACCIDENTS OR CUNNILINGUS.”

[A summary of last nite's Curb here.]

“WHAT? I THOUGHT AS LONG AS I DIDN’T SHOW ANY SKIN, THE MUSLIMS WOULD BE ALL RIGHT WITH THAT …. WAIT A MINUTE, I’VE GOT AN IDEA FOR A NEW SHOW!: CURB YOUR ISLAMISM.”

Norm Jenson has the video of the Larry David Interview.