The Satirical Political Report » ku klux klan

Teabagger ‘March Controversy’ Finally Resolved by Google Maps

Don Davis — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 02:11:38 +0000

“A SPOKESMAN FOR GOOGLE SAID: ‘WE HAVE NO FREAKIN’ IDEA HOW MANY SHOWED UP, BUT IT DOES CLEARLY APPEAR THAT�THEY ALL SUDDENLY MATERIALIZED FROM THE CENTER OF THE EARTH’.”�

FOX News Claims Teabaggers Were a ‘Million Klan’ March

Don Davis — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:08:26 +0000

“THE HOODS AND BURNING CROSSES WERE MERELY TO KEEP THE PEACEFUL PROTESTORS WARM, ON A RATHER BRISK, 78 DEGREE D.C.�DAY.”

Shocking Poll Results: McCain Trails Obama Even Among the KKK!

Don Davis — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 17:17:14 +0000

“AFTER WATCHING McCAIN OVER THE LAST FEW WEEKS, WE DECIDED WE PREFER A ‘HALF-WHITE’ OVER A ‘HALF-WIT’.”