“NOW, I DON’T WANT TO RAISE EXPECTATIONS … NEGOTIATING WITH KIM JONG-IL MAY PROVE TO BE EASIER THAN DEALING WITH THE MENTALLY ILL.”

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Dan Kurtzman with The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes.

Sarah Palin’s Tiara, at All Hat No Cattle.

“IT’S A COMPLETE OUTRAGE WHEN SOMEONE LIKE BILL CLINTON GOES AS FAR AS EXTENDING A SMILE AND A HANDSHAKE TO RELEASE HOSTAGES … AS OPPOSED TO GIVING UP SOMETHING TRULY VALUABLE IN RETURN.”

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More on the Clinton Charm Offensive  at All Hat No Cattle.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on another dangerous foreigner: Orly Taitz.

Jon Stewart on Obama Must Pass a Health Care Bill. via One Good Move.

“MARK MY WORDS, IT’LL EVENTUALLY COME OUT THAT CLINTON ONLY FREED THESE TWO JOURNALISTS BY TRADING MONICA LEWINSKY AND PAULA JONES.”

1. Palin expressed a strong preference for catching both ”carp” and ”flounder.”

2. Palin used a “David Letterman Fishing Fly”

3. A huge fish caught Palin, who took pity on her and threw her back.

4. Palin then caught a barracuda, who immediately renounced all rights to the name.

5. Palin used the same fishing boat from “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Senator Bernie Sanders on The Health Care Crisis, at BuzzFlash. 

Lisa Casey on the real North Korean threat.

The Daily Show’s Old Timers” Day, at One Good Move.

“WHAT BETTER WAY TO RE-INSTALL A PUPPET REGIME THAN BY LITERALLY PROPPING UP A GUY WHO’S BEEN DEAD FOR ALMOST 30 YEARS.”

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On a similar note, Why is Obama Speaking Softly about Iranian Election? Ask North Korea– Analysis by Alyssa Morin at BuzzFlash.

“IN THE WORDS OF THE GRAND AYATOLLAH NINO SCALIA … ‘FUCK THE VOTE’.”

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Stephen Colbert on the North Korean Nutjob, via One Good Move.

Madkane on Don’t Ask. Don’t Tell. Just Sign!