“WE DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO LEAN SO FAR BACKWARD, THAT OUR HEAD ENDED UP COMCAST’S ASS.”
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“WE DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO LEAN SO FAR BACKWARD, THAT OUR HEAD ENDED UP COMCAST’S ASS.”
“NOT ONLY WAS OUR LEAD CHARACTER MAKING DONATIONS TO THE ARYAN BROTHERHOOD, BUT UNLIKE HIS FELLOW RIGHT WINGERS MAKING CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, HE WAS FOOLISH ENOUGH TO MAKE FULL AND OPEN CAMPAIGN DISCLOSURES.”
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Lisa Casey on the GOP NewSpeak.
“WE CERTAINLY BELIEVE IN PROPAGATING LIBERALISM, BUT WE FEEL THAT KEITH TOOK OUR POLICY JUST A LITTLE TOO FAR.”
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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the GOP Bringing us back to Dickensian Debtors’ Prisons.
George W. on going back to the womb, at All Hat No Cattle.
“WE WERE JUST CONCERNED THAT IF KEITH WAS SEEN TO BE SUPPORTING A UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION — EVEN IF IT WERE TO SAVE CHILDREN’S LIVES — WE’D BE CRITICIZED BY SUCH RED-BLOODED REAL AMERICANS AS RUPERT MURDOCH.”
“I DARE SAY, SIR, YOUR HOLIER-THAN-THOU ‘FALSE EQUIVALENCY’ OF OUR STATION WITH FOX MAKES YOU UNIQUELY SUITABLE TO REPLACE MR. LIEBERSTEIN … AS PRESIDENT OF THE CO-OPTED BOARD.”
“ACCORDING TO A SPOKESPERSON FOR THE NATIONAL ARCHIVES, GLENN BECK NEVER EVEN HAD AN INTEREST IN WASHINGTON’S HANDWRITTEN INAUGURAL ADDRESS. INSTEAD, MR. BECK THOUGHT HIS OWN HAND JOB WAS WORTHY OF INCLUSION AS A NATIONAL TREASURE.”
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Oil Reigns Supreme, by Lisa Casey.
M is for Mashup, at BartCopE!
It is a dark time for the Health Care Reformers. Although the Insurance Company Death Panels have been destroyed, Insurance Lobbyists and Blue Dogs have driven the Reform forces from their Congressional offices and pursued them across the Washington Mall.
Evading the dreaded Imperial Republicans, a group of public option freedom fighters led by Ron Wyden and Nancy Pelosi have established a new secret base in one of Keith Olbermann’s health clinics in the remote ice world of Mt. Olympia Snowe.
The evil lord Mitch McConnell, obsessed with filibustering health reform, has dispatched thousands of remote anal probe examinations with hefty co-pays and deductibles into the far reaches of Democratic sphincters ….
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Jon Perr on how Americans are already self-rationing health care.
Lisa Casey on the fall, and fall, of the Republican Party.
Check out Marty’s excellent entertainment page at BartCopE!
“NOT ONLY WILL WE KEEP PLAYING THIS OVER AND OVER ON A CONTINUOUS LOOP, BUT WE’RE GONNA’ SUPPORT LEGISLATION REQUIRING KEITH OLBERMANN TO GET HIS HEALTH INSURANCE FROM THE FOX NEWS OPTION.”
Special Comment at HufffPost, and P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: The politics of the public option withers on.
“WELL DONE, SIR. WE ON THE LEFT HAVE THE CAPACITY TO LAUGH AT OURSELVES, WHILE THE RIGHT-WING NUT JOBS LACK A SENSE OF HUMOR, AS WELL AS A SENSE OF COMMON SENSE AND HUMAN JUSTICE.”
“YES, THE STARS ARE NOW ALIGNED FOR A BLACK MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE, AND AN INSANE MAN IN THE OUTHOUSE.”
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BLOGWORTHIES:
BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Ron Reagan’s Support of Obama: The Reagan Era Takes a Detour.
Dan Kurtzman with The 10 Funniest Gaffes of Campaign 2008.
Keith Olbermann with John Cleese, Obama Supporter, at One Good Move.
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