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October 17th, 2009

The Empire Blue Cross Strikes Back

       It is a dark time for the Health Care Reformers.  Although the Insurance Company Death Panels have been destroyed, Insurance Lobbyists and Blue Dogs have driven the Reform forces from their Congressional offices and pursued them across the Washington Mall. 
      Evading the dreaded Imperial Republicans, a group of public option freedom fighters led by Ron Wyden and Nancy Pelosi have established a new secret base in one of Keith Olbermann’s health clinics in the remote ice world of Mt. Olympia Snowe.
    The evil lord Mitch McConnell, obsessed with filibustering health reform, has dispatched thousands of remote anal probe examinations with hefty co-pays and deductibles into the far reaches of Democratic sphincters ….

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Jon Perr on how Americans are already self-rationing health care.

Lisa Casey on the fall, and fall, of the Republican Party.

Check out Marty’s excellent entertainment page at BartCopE!

October 7th, 2009

GOP to Filibuster Health Care With Replay of Olbermann’s Hour-Long Special Comment

“NOT ONLY WILL WE KEEP PLAYING THIS OVER AND OVER ON A CONTINUOUS LOOP, BUT WE’RE GONNA’ SUPPORT LEGISLATION REQUIRING KEITH OLBERMANN TO GET HIS HEALTH INSURANCE FROM THE FOX NEWS OPTION.”

Olbermanns

Special Comment at HufffPost, and  P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: The politics of the public option withers on.

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