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October 2nd, 2008

Sarah Palin and Katie Couric to Switch Places

“MY PLAN WORKED PERFECTLY.  JUST BY HANGING WITH PALIN OVER THE LAST FEW WEEKS, MY GRAVITAS SHOT WAY UP OFF THE CHARTS, AND NOW I CAN RUN FOR NATIONAL OFFICE. AND SARAH CAN DO WHAT SHE ALWAYS SET OUT TO DO: READ THE NEWS OFF THE TELEPROMPTER.”

October 2nd, 2008

Palin Reveals to Katie Her Favorite Supreme Court Justice

WELL, I LIKE THEM ALL, REALLY, BUT I GUESS IT’D HAVE TO BE JUDGE JUDY, SINCE SHE’S A STRONG, INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO I THINK BEST REPRESENTS THE REPUBLICAN IDEAL OF A STRICT DESTRUCTIONIST.”

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Check out Palin’s Greatest Hits, at One Good Move, and Dan Kurtzman’s Sarah Palin Quiz.

And Tony Peyser with a Verse-Case Scenario, on Palin’s averageness and McCain’s anger – at BuzzFlash.

October 1st, 2008

Sarah Palin Blows Question About Her Favorite Color

“WELL KATIE, I REALLY LIKE ‘EM ALL. YOU KNOW, AS A MAYOR AND GOVERNOR, SOMETIMES PEOPLE LIKE RED MORE THAN BLUE, BUT WHEN PUTIN REARS HIS HEAD OVER ALASKA, YOU CAN ALSO HAVE TOO MUCH RED.”

October 1st, 2008

Who Says Palin Doesn’t Read? — Sarah’s Top 10 Newspapers/Magazines

Palin

10. NON-READERS DIGEST

 

 9. THE RUSSIAN OBSERVER

 8. THE JUNEAU JUNO

 7. SNOWMOBILE AND DRIVER

 6. POPULAR CREATIONISM

 5. BETTER IGLOOS AND TUNDRA

 4. UN-COSMOPOLITAN

 3. NEWSWEAK

 2. THE WASILLA FLAT WORLD-TELEGRAM

 1. THE NEW YORK REVIEW OF BOOK BURNING

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But it is truly amazing woman that Sarah Palin was listening to Joe Biden’s speeches as a seven year old — See clip at One Good Move.

Obama, the ‘Bailout,’ the Troublesome Left, FDR, and the Triumph of Pragmatism – by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.

Madkane’s Ode To Crybaby Republicans.

Dan Kurtzman with the SNL Palin Spoofs.

September 30th, 2008

Eyewitness Proof That Sarah Palin Never Reads

“I’VE SEEN SARAH IN HERE MANY TIMES, AND EVEN UNDER THE DRYER NEVER PICKS UP A MAGAZINE. INSTEAD, SHE JUST KINDA’ STARES OUT THE WINDOW AT RUSSIA.” 

September 30th, 2008

Who Says Palin Can’t Name Another Supreme Court Case: ‘Kramer vs. Kramer’

“KATIE, ISN’T THAT THE ONE WHERE THE SUPREME COURT HAD TO DECIDE IF THEY’D COUNT THE VOTE OF THE LITTLE BOY … EVEN THOUGH HE ATE HIS ICE CREAM BEFORE DINNER?”

July 31st, 2008

Will the Real ‘Ludicrous’ Please Stand Up

                   LUDACRIS

                          LEWD-A-CHRIS

                                       LUDICROUS

[HuffPost on the Ludacris Video and Obama's Reaction]

BuzzFlash on The Swift Goading of Barack Obama, and Katie Couric as Media PUTZ of the Week.

Madkane on the Media Sheep.

July 26th, 2008

Another CBS Cover-Up: Replaces McCain Interview with ‘Matlock Rerun’

“WE WANTED TO SHOW AN OLDER GUY WHO WAS ACTUALLY COHERENT AND ‘ON THE CASE’.”

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