“THAT’S RIGHT, ELMO, IT SEEMS AMERICA IS STILL DEPENDENT ON THE BRITISH … FOR QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT.”

“NOW, WE MAY NOT BE IN A POSITION TO DIRECTLY AID THE IRANIAN PEOPLE IN THEIR STRUGGLE FOR FREEDOM, BUT IF WE CAN GET THAT LITTLE BASTARD AHMADINEJAD TO PUKE HIS GUTS OUT ON THE CONEY ISLAND BOARDWALK, THAT JUST MIGHT BE THE START OF A WHOLE NEW GREEN REVOLUTION.”

The real story on the July 4th “invitation cancellation.”