Meet the Press, Matthews, The McLaughlin Group

All yelling at the top of their lungs

Would the national dialogue be better served

If we simply cut out their tongues

But on second thought, all this white noise

Really does serve the nation

After all, man can’t live by smut alone

He also needs mental masturbation

[Reprinted from One State Two State Red State Blue State]

“THE PROBLEMS OF TWO CANDIDATES DON’T AMOUNT TO A ‘HILLARY OF BEANS’ IN THIS CRAZY CAMPAIGN.”

“FORGET VICTOR LASZLO, YOU HAVE TO STAY WITH THE OBAMA CAMPAIGN.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Norm Jenson actually prefers Hillary on Science over the arts. 

And back to John McCain: the BuzzFlash GOP Hypocrite of the Week, and is the Media Missing the Story of the Miss.

Lisa Casey on the McCain denial.

Christy Hardin Smith on McCain and the ‘Friends Business.’

“OBAMA MAY GOT THE SIZZLE, BUT NOW I’M GOIN’ WITH MY GIRL HILLARY, FA SHIZZLE.”

“IT NOW LOOKS AS IF OUR CASH PROBLEMS MAY BE OVER.”

[The Story here.]

 

“THAT WICKED PISSA OF A PASSER SLID THROUGH OUR DEFENSIVE LINE LIKE THAT BASEBALL THOUGH THAT BASTARD BUCKNER’S LEGS.”¬†

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[And for a good time, don't forget to check out Bartcop Entertainment.]

 

“AND THAT’S THE THING. THEY CAN AVOID THE RISK OF INJURY, AND ALSO FINALLY COMPLETE THEIR COLLEGE DEGREES.”¬†

 

“IN FACT, OUR¬†AUDIENCE ACTUALLY¬†PREFERS THAT WE COMPLETELY CUT OUT THE CHINTZY DIALOGUE.”

 

 

“SINCE WE ALREADY¬†LOCK-IN OUR EMPLOYEES OVERNIGHT, THIS WAS JUST A¬†COST-FREE WAY TO DIVERSIFY OUR ‘HOLDINGS’.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Norm Jenson with an interesting post on the forgotten candidate: John Edwards.

Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash on The Bush Dollar Trap.

The Enron End-Run — Nicole Belle at C&L¬†on the latest pro-business Supreme Court Decision.

DoJ Investigators Digging toward Major Report — TPM Muckraker¬†citing¬†The Hill.

“HOW ELSE DO YA’ THINK I’M STILL ‘BREAKING BALLS’ AT AGE 90?”

“DIDJA’ EVER NOTICE THAT MIKE WALLACE’S HEAD HAS GOTTEN ALMOST AS LARGE AS MY EYEBROWS.”

[Dave Zirin at BuzzFlash weighs in on "Clemens Meets Wallace: Butts on Parade."]

 

“IF WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A FUNCTIONING DE-MOCK-RACY, WE HAVE TO KEEP OUT ALL THE¬†SUNLIGHT.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Crooks & Liars with the update on “Sunroofgate.”

Dan Kurtzman’s 2007 in Review: Best of the ‘Best of’ Lists.

Why ‘Serious’ is ‘Better’ than ‘Credible’– at Firedoglake.