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		<title>Latest &#8216;Election Lawsuit&#8217; Alleges Obama a Dual Citizen of Krypton</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/12/08/latest-election-lawsuit-alleges-obama-a-dual-citizen-of-krypton/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Leo Donofrio]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;KEITH, THIS LATEST LAWSUIT BY LEO DONOFRIO CLAIMS NOT ONLY THAT BARACK OBAMA WEARS A BIG RED &#8216;S&#8217; ON HIS CHEST, BUT THAT HIS HALF-BROTHER IS RAHM EMANU-EL, THE LONG-LOST SON OF JOR-EL.&#8221;  Lisa Casey has the real Supreme Court story, and BuzzFlash&#8217;s Mark Karlin reports on Obama the Community Organizer/Citizen of Chicago.]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;KEITH, THIS LATEST LAWSUIT BY LEO DONOFRIO CLAIMS NOT ONLY THAT BARACK OBAMA WEARS A BIG RED <span style="color: #ff0000;">&#8216;</span><span style="color: #ff0000;">S&#8217;</span> ON HIS CHEST, BUT THAT HIS HALF-BROTHER IS RAHM EMANU-<em>EL</em>, THE LONG-LOST SON OF JOR-<em>EL</em>.&#8221; </strong></p>
<p>Lisa Casey has the real <a href="http://allhatnocattle.net/12-8-08_name_that_toon_winner.htm">Supreme Court story</a>, and BuzzFlash&#8217;s Mark Karlin reports on <a href="http://buzzflash.com/articles/editorblog/147">Obama the Community Organizer/<em>Citizen</em> of Chicago</a>.</p>
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		<title>Constitutional Scholars Troubled by Cheney&#8217;s Latest Theory: The &#8216;PERPETUAL Executive&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/11/12/constitutional-scholars-troubled-by-cheneys-latest-theory-the-perpetual-executive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 01:57:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2008 election]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;KEITH, THE VICE PRESIDENT&#8217;S LEGAL ADVISOR, DAVID ADDINGTON, IS RELYING ON THE PRECEDENT OF IN RE HOTEL CALIFORNIA: CHENEY MAY CHECK OUT ANYTIME HE WANTS, BUT HE&#8217;LL &#8230; NEVER LEAVE.&#8221; ————————————————————————————–&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; BLOGWORTHIES: BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin asks: Will U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald Be Re-appointed, Promoted, or Let Go? Dan Savage, on Colbert, addresses the Proposition 8 Protests &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;KEITH, THE VICE PRESIDENT&#8217;S LEGAL ADVISOR, DAVID ADDINGTON, IS RELYING ON THE PRECEDENT OF <em>IN RE HOTEL CALIFORNIA</em>: CHENEY MAY CHECK OUT ANYTIME HE WANTS, BUT HE&#8217;LL &#8230; <em>NEVER LEAVE</em>.&#8221;</strong></p>
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<p>BLOGWORTHIES:</p>
<p>BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin asks: <a href="http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/editorblog/142"><span style="color: #000000;">Will U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald Be Re-appointed, Promoted, or Let Go?</span></a></p>
<p><a href="http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2008/11/proposition_8_p.html"><span style="color: #000000;">Dan Savage, on Colbert, addresses the Proposition 8 Protests</span></a> &#8211; at One Good Move.</p>
<p>Lisa Casey with a “<a href="http://www.allhatnocattle.net/11-12-08_great_eviction.htm"><span style="color: #000000;"><em>Welcome</em> Eviction</span></a>.”</p>
<p>Dan Kurtzman on <a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2008/11/11/barack-obama-comedian.htm"><span style="color: #000000;">Barack Obama, the Comedian</span></a>.</p>
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		<title>Bill Clinton Weighs in on Obama&#8217;s Religion</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/03/03/bill-clinton-weighs-in-on-obamas-religion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:06:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[¬† &#8220;IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT THE DEFINITION OF &#8216;IS-LAM&#8217; IS.&#8221;¬† ¬†]]></description>
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<div class="post-content"><strong>&#8220;IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT THE DEFINITION OF <em>&#8216;IS-LAM&#8217; IS</em>.&#8221;¬†</p>
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		<title>MORE BAD NEWS FOR BEARS: SUDANESE NOW GUNNING FOR &#8216;MUHAMMAD GUMMIS&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2007/12/05/more-bad-news-for-bears-sudanese-now-gunning-for-muhammad-gummis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 20:56:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[¬† &#8220;AND JUST TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, THE MAIN INGREDIENT USED BY THOSE DEVIL CHRISTIANS AND JEWS¬†IS &#8216;GUM ARABIC&#8217;.&#8221;¬†¬†¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬†]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;AND JUST TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, THE MAIN INGREDIENT USED BY THOSE DEVIL CHRISTIANS AND JEWS¬†IS &#8216;GUM ARABIC&#8217;.&#8221;¬†</strong><strong>¬†</strong>¬†</p>
<p>¬†<strong><img src="http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/24/81/23268124.jpg" /> </strong></p>
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		<title>ISLAMISTS CONDEMN CHICAGO BEAR NAMED MUHSIN MUHAMMAD</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2007/12/01/islamists-condemn-muhsin-muhammad-for-playing-for-chicago-bears/</link>
		<comments>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2007/12/01/islamists-condemn-muhsin-muhammad-for-playing-for-chicago-bears/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 20:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;IMAGINE HOW PISSED THEY&#8217;D BE IF I PLAYED FOR THE SAINTS.&#8221;¬† [The Background on the real "teddy bear controversy."]]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;IMAGINE HOW PISSED THEY&#8217;D BE IF I PLAYED FOR THE <em>SAINTS</em>.&#8221;¬†</strong></p>
<p>[The Background on the <a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5i50q5V0MHTjjEAWeRKridF9j7IHQD8T8812O1">real "teddy bear controversy</a>."]</p>
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