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December 8th, 2008

Latest ‘Election Lawsuit’ Alleges Obama a Dual Citizen of Krypton

“KEITH, THIS LATEST LAWSUIT BY LEO DONOFRIO CLAIMS NOT ONLY THAT BARACK OBAMA WEARS A BIG RED S’ ON HIS CHEST, BUT THAT HIS HALF-BROTHER IS RAHM EMANU-EL, THE LONG-LOST SON OF JOR-EL.” 

Lisa Casey has the real Supreme Court story, and BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin reports on Obama the Community Organizer/Citizen of Chicago.

November 12th, 2008

Constitutional Scholars Troubled by Cheney’s Latest Theory: The ‘PERPETUAL Executive’

“KEITH, THE VICE PRESIDENT’S LEGAL ADVISOR, DAVID ADDINGTON, IS RELYING ON THE PRECEDENT OF IN RE HOTEL CALIFORNIA: CHENEY MAY CHECK OUT ANYTIME HE WANTS, BUT HE’LL … NEVER LEAVE.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin asks: Will U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald Be Re-appointed, Promoted, or Let Go?

Dan Savage, on Colbert, addresses the Proposition 8 Protests – at One Good Move.

Lisa Casey with a “Welcome Eviction.”

Dan Kurtzman on Barack Obama, the Comedian.

March 3rd, 2008

Bill Clinton Weighs in on Obama’s Religion

 
“IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT THE DEFINITION OF ‘IS-LAM’ IS.”¬†

 

December 5th, 2007

MORE BAD NEWS FOR BEARS: SUDANESE NOW GUNNING FOR ‘MUHAMMAD GUMMIS’

 

“AND JUST TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, THE MAIN INGREDIENT USED BY THOSE DEVIL CHRISTIANS AND JEWS¬†IS ‘GUM ARABIC’.”¬†¬†¬†

 

 

 

 

December 1st, 2007

ISLAMISTS CONDEMN CHICAGO BEAR NAMED MUHSIN MUHAMMAD

“IMAGINE HOW PISSED THEY’D BE IF I PLAYED FOR THE SAINTS.”¬†

[The Background on the real "teddy bear controversy."]

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