“HELLO, MY NAME IS RUSH LIMBAUGH. WHILE I’M NOT  AS FAT AND OLD AS I USED TO BE, I CAN ASSURE YOU I’M JUST AS IGNORANT AND MISGUIDED.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Wall Street on Welfare: The Trillion Dollar Tab for Riverboat Gamblers on the Dole.

But Lisa Casey asks: Who says Wall Street’s not thankful?

“UNLIKE DOOGIE HOWSER, M.D., I’VE TAKEN THE HYPOCRITIC OATH, AND AM COMMITTED TO DOING ONLY HARM.”

Authors Note: I guess I’ve broken the “Jon Stewart taboo” of not going after 13 year olds. But hey, if he’s old enough to be bar-mitzvahed, he’s a man, and FAIR GAME!