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March 20th, 2010

Glenn Beck Strikes Back at Jon Stewart For Striking at Glenn Beck

THE DAILY SHOW — UMM, NOW WHO ELSE USES THE WORD ‘DAILY’ IN THEIR TITLE?  OF COURSE, IT’S THE COMMUNIST PAPER, THE DAILY WORKER. AND THE WORD ‘SHOW’ — IT’S THE VERY SAME COMMIES WHO FIRST CAME UP WITH THE ‘SHOW’ TRIAL.”

March 17th, 2010

Wall Street’s Revenge on Jon Stewart: A Takeover of ‘Jonco’

“FORGET THE FANCY WALL STREET SLEIGHT-OF-HAND — WE’RE TALKING ABOUT AN ACTUAL KIDNAPPING, WHERE WE ‘SECURITIZE’ JON STEWART BY LITERALLY CUTTING HIM INTO LITTLE PIECES .”

Jonco Destroys The World

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One Good Move with The Daily Show video , and BuzzFlash analysis on the voters’ revenge on Congress for failure to enact meaningful bank reform.

November 13th, 2009

Anita Dunn Takes Parting Shot at FOX, Which Retaliates With Fake Footage

“WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU EXPECT FROM A WOMAN WHO WILDLY ASSERTS  THAT I COMPLAINED ABOUT A PUBIC HAIR IN THE COCAINE THAT I GOT FROM RUSH LIMBAUGH.”

Dunn

November 13th, 2009

Vermont Teddy Bear Co. Introduces The ‘Hannity-Induced Suicide Bear’

“WE ALSO MARKET THE PRODUCT AS A ‘HIGH DRECK LYNCHING’.”

Video at One Good Move.

November 12th, 2009

In Apology For False Footage, Hannity Labels Himself a ‘Democrat’

(D-FOX NATION)

“AND SO LET’S BE CLEAR, A RIGHT-WING REPUBLICAN, WHO WOULD HAVE GROWN UP LEARNING TO FEND FOR HIMSELF INSTEAD OF TAKING GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS,  WOULD NEVER HAVE MADE SUCH AN ERROR.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Jon Stewart’s Decimatation of FOX’s Credibility and Hannity’s  Confession.

November 11th, 2009

The One FOX News ‘Tea Party Distortion’ Missed by The Daily Show

“AND WE NOW HAVE VIDEO OF THE TEA PARTIES INSPIRED BY MICHELE BACHMANN, WHICH HAVE NOT ONLY SPILLED OVER INTO ANOTHER CITY AND CENTURY, BUT ALSO INCLUDE NATIVE AMERICANS …  WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY VERY ANGRY ABOUT A GOVERNMENT TAKEOVER OF GAMBLING CASINOS.”

Story and video at One Good Move.

Rupert Murdoch Defends Glenn Beck’s Racist Cries to Win BuzzFlash’s Media Putz Award.

Lisa Casey’s Veteran’s Day Edition.

Madkane on Stewing Over Stupak.

November 6th, 2009

Glenn Beck Strikes Back at Jon Stewart

“WHY CAN’T WE HAVE COMEDIANS LIKE WE DID IN THE OLD DAYS, LIKE BOB HOPE, WHO NEVER CRITICIZED CROOKS LIKE NIXON, AND SUPPORTED STUPID WARS LIKE VIETNAM.”

Jon Stewart As Glenn Beck

Video here.

October 27th, 2009

Bush Truly Breaks the Mold As a Motivational Speaker

“SO REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE BORN INTO A FAMILY WITH MONEY, FAME AND POLITICAL CONNECTIONS, YOU TOO, WITHOUT EVEN BREAKING A SWEAT, CAN COMPLETELY FUCK UP THE WORLD.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin is motivated to warn: The Public Option Could Easily Unravel Yet.

Norm Jenson with The Daily Show on the real motivations of the Catholic Church courting of Anglican priests.

Lisa Casey on the man who breaks the mold on moldy.

Jon Perr:  Study Claims U.S. Health Care System Wastes $700 Billion Annually.

August 25th, 2009

No, Not Jon Stewart! Claims Obama Health Plan Will Cause Death to Smoochy

“YES, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THE GOVERNMENT CAN’T MAKE A BOMB’  … QUITE LIKE THE PRIVATE SECTOR.”

July 19th, 2009

In Tribute to Walter Cronkite, FOX News Changes Its Slogan

“AND THAT’S THE WAY IT ISN’T  – ON EVERY SINGLE DAY WE BROADCAST.”

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Crooks & Liars with some un-Cronkite behavior at NBC.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the Fox in the MSNBC coop: Pat Buchanan and the Long Goodbye.

Jon Stewart on the Pyramid Economy, at One Good Move.

Dan Kurtzman with The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes.

Madkane on the Orwellian Kindle Swindle?

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