“JAY, INSTEAD OF SARAH PALIN, I WOULDA’ BEEN BETTER OFF PICKING ONE OF THOSE DUMB BASTARDS ON ‘JAYWALK’.”
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“KEITH, JOE THE PLUMBER APPARENTLY HAD DOZENS OF T-SHIRTS IN EVERY COLOR … EXCEPT BLACK.”
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“WE ALWAYS KNEW REPUBLICANS WERE DINOSAURS … BUT NOW WE’VE REALLY GOT THEM BY THE BONES.”
“WHY WAIT FOR 2012 TO SHOW THAT I’M THE ONE IN CHARGE OF ‘JOE THE WORKER BEES’.”
“BETTER GET SCALIA AND THOMAS ON THE PHONE. WE’RE GETTIN’ FLUSHED FASTER THAN JOE THE PLUMBER’S CREDIBILITY.”
“PEOPLE ARE NOT JUST VOTING FOR OBAMA-BIDEN, THEY’RE WRITING LENGTHY ESSAYS ON HOW THE REPUBLICANS FUCKED EVERYTHING UP.”
“OUR LATEST POLLS SHOW THAT BOTH BARACK OBAMA AND JOHN McCAIN ARE TRAILING TO … JEFFERSON DAVIS.”
“MY FRIENDS, UNDER SENATOR OBAMA’S TAX PLAN ALL THE ‘JANITORS IN A DRUM’ WILL BE TAKEN TO THE CLEANERS.”
“MY FRIENDS, I COME HERE TODAY WITH THE FULL REALIZATION THAT I SIMPLY CAN’T CLOSE THE GAP.”
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