“AND THAT’S PRECISELY WHY SOME OF THE NEW APPS ALLOW YOU TO BREATHE COAL DUST WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO LEAVE YOUR OWN HOME.”
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“AND THAT’S PRECISELY WHY SOME OF THE NEW APPS ALLOW YOU TO BREATHE COAL DUST WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO LEAVE YOUR OWN HOME.”
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“UNDER MY BILL, PEOPLE LIKE MYSELF WILL BE CONTACTED BY A COUNSELOR EVERY 90 SECONDS, BEFORE I DO THE ULTIMATE HARM TO MYSELF, WHAT LITTLE IS LEFT OF MY REPUTATION, AND THE ENTIRE COUNTRY.”
“NOW, IF I WAS STILL IN THE SERVICE, I’D WANT TO KNOW IF THE GUY IN THE NEXT BUNK WAS A HOMOSEXUAL, SO I COULD MAKE PLANS TO SLEEP IN MY BODY ARMOR.”
“I fully support the NOH8 campaign and all it stands for and am proud to be a part of it. ….But I stand by my husband’s stance on DADT.” {Actual Tweet by CindyhM1}
Sung to the tune of The Beatles' The Ballad of John and YokoStanding on the platform with Palin Trying to get the Teabagger vote The man with the gun said, "We're goin' with J.D!" You know they came for Sarah's deep throat Christ, you know it ain't easy How hard re-election'll be The way things are going ... They're gonna Teabag-ify me Finally made the plane out of D.C. Blew my cred on the health reform bill Took a call from my doc, asked "if I was OK" Since I went from 'Mr. Maverick' to 'Shrill' Christ, you know it ain't easy How hard the 'Center' can be The way things are going They're gonna' poison my Tea Drove to Tuscon with the big Barracuda Notes on our hands, reached new lows The liberal press says, 'what's with the cross-hairs'? I said, "I really thought she just meant my nose"
Christ, you know it ain't easy You know how hard it can be To regain my integrity They're gonna Teabag-ify me --------------------------------------------------------------------------- BuzzFlash with John Boehner on Obama as the Anti-Christ. Lisa Casey on the rest of the Loco-yokels. Madkane on Mitt Romney: Constitutionally Confused.
“IT’S A WELL-KNOWN FACT THAT THOSE FOLKS YOU SEE STANDING ON THE SO-CALLED ‘UNEMPLOYMENT LINES’ ARE ACTUALLY GETTING PAID TO HOLD THE PLACE FOR OTHER PEOPLE … WHO THEN GET PAID FOR HOLDING THE PLACE FOR THIS GROUP.”
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More GOP Loopies, at All Hat No Cattle.
McCain and Cantor, the big little men, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.
“NOW IF YOU THINK PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS BEEN PERSONALLY INTERVENING IN AREAS THAT HE SHOULD STAY OUT OF … YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING YET!
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Staying somewhat on topic, BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin Asks: Is the Seat of Power in the U.S. on Wall Street and K Street, Not in the White House?
GOP duet of MCain and Graham still singing the same old song, at All Hat No Cattle.
Dan Kurtzman on Obama’s Performance at the Radio and TV Correspondents’ Dinner.
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“MR. PRESIDENT, I THINK IT WOULD BE A GREAT SIGNAL TO THE COUNTRY IF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY COULD MOVE TO ‘THE LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE,’ WHERE CINDY AND I COULD WAVE TO YOU AS WE FLY OVER IN OUR PRIVATE JET.”
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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on the GOP’s most curious playbook.
Bill Maher’s Back with New Rules, via One Good Move.
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