The Satirical Political Report » john kerry

Karzai Uses Robert Bork to Fire ‘Graft Prosecutor’ In Afghanity Night Massacre

Don Davis — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 02:44:27 +0000

“I COULDN’T FIND ANYONE TO PULL THE TRIGGER …� UNTIL I REMEMBERED THE HATCHET MAN FROM THE ORIGINAL ‘I’M NOT A CROOK‘ ADMINISTRATION’.”

Story here.

Alexandra Kerry Offers Unique Defense to DUI Charges

Don Davis — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:31:25 +0000

“I WAS SOBER … BEFORE I WAS DRUNK.”

Story at Wonkette.

Forget ‘Text Messaging,’ McCain to Announce Veep Pick by Telegraph

Don Davis — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:31:25 +0000

“LET’S FACE IT, THIS IS ABOUT THE ONLY WAY PEOPLE ARE GONNA’ BELIEVE I’M A ‘LINCOLN REPUBLICAN’.”

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Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash –� Loserville: Obama Is Channeling Kerry and Gore.

Crooks & Liars with an update on McCain’s VP choices.

Lisa Casey with a surprise suggestion for Obama.

T. Boone Pickens’ Bold New Plan: Use Wind Power for ‘Swift Boats’

Don Davis — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:27:52 +0000

“IF WE DON’T FIND AN ALTERNATIVE WAY TO POWER ‘SWIFT-BOATING’ OF DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES, BY THE NEXT ELECTION CYCLE … WE’LL BE COMPLETELY OUTSOURCING THAT JOB TO THE CHINESE.”

[HuffPost on both the good and the bad of Pickens' plan. ]

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Obama’s American Century, by P.M. Carpenter at�BuzzFlash.

Lisa Casey with the ultimate contrast in the candidates.

Terror Alert Redux, at Sense and Nonsense.

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