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November 19th, 2009

Alexandra Kerry Offers Unique Defense to DUI Charges

“I WAS SOBER … BEFORE I WAS DRUNK.”

Story at Wonkette.

August 19th, 2008

Forget ‘Text Messaging,’ McCain to Announce Veep Pick by Telegraph

“LET’S FACE IT, THIS IS ABOUT THE ONLY WAY PEOPLE ARE GONNA’ BELIEVE I’M A ‘LINCOLN REPUBLICAN’.”

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Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash –  Loserville: Obama Is Channeling Kerry and Gore.

Crooks & Liars with an update on McCain’s VP choices.

Lisa Casey with a surprise suggestion for Obama.

July 28th, 2008

T. Boone Pickens’ Bold New Plan: Use Wind Power for ‘Swift Boats’

“IF WE DON’T FIND AN ALTERNATIVE WAY TO POWER ‘SWIFT-BOATING’ OF DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES, BY THE NEXT ELECTION CYCLE … WE’LL BE COMPLETELY OUTSOURCING THAT JOB TO THE CHINESE.”

[HuffPost on both the good and the bad of Pickens' plan. ]

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Obama’s American Century, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.

Lisa Casey with the ultimate contrast in the candidates.

Terror Alert Redux, at Sense and Nonsense.

And don’t forget your daily dose of BartCop Entertainment.

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