“HE’S GOT THE LIGHT SKIN, ALRIGHT, BUT I’M NOT SURE NEW YORKERS WILL TAKE TO THAT  HEAVY BROOKLYN DIALECT HE RECENTLY AFFECTED.”

“AYY, FUGGEDABOUTIT — I’M GONNA’ KICK GILLIBRAND’S ASS ALL OVER TOITY TOID AND TOID.”

Richard Haass, Council on Foreign Relations

“IT’S NOT THAT WE REALLY WANT TWO SARAH PALINS, BUT WE FEEL WE MIGHT DIMINISH HER THREAT BY DIVIDING HER AT HER 38TH PARALLEL.”

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Lisa Casey on the perfect marriage between FOX and Palin.

“HELL, I DON’T KNOW WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT.  I’M PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR AT LEAST ONE LIGHT-SKINNED COLORED GIRL.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin gives his read, with: Journalistic Malfeasance, Harry Reid and The Negro: It’s All Entertainment.

“I THOUGHT A  ‘CIVILIZED’ COUNTRY LIKE THE UNITED STATES WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HAVE IGNORANT PARANOID PSYCHOPATHS RUNNING FOR OFFICE.”

“I’D HAVE TO SAY ‘OLE HARRY MAY HAVE A POINT.  MAYBE OUR SIDE WOULD BE A LOT BETTER OFF IF WE HAD VOTED IN THE ‘LIGHT-SKINNED’ OBAMA AS HEAD OF THE RNC, INSTEAD OF A GUY WHO BELONGS ON THE ‘DARK SIDE’ OF THE MOON.”

“HE’S OBVIOUSLY TOO DARK-SKINNED, AND LACKS THE PROPER SOUTHERN DIALECT, TO EVER GET THE GOP NOMINATION FOR PRESIDENT.”