“ALREADY, THE NEW TERM ‘ENSIGNATION’ HAS ENTERED INTO OUR LEXICON — WHICH MEANS THAT DESPITE ONE’S RESIGNATION, YOU SCREWED UP SO BADLY THAT EVEN THE CONGRESSIONAL ETHICS COMMITTEE IS FOLLOWING YOU HOME.”
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“ALREADY, THE NEW TERM ‘ENSIGNATION’ HAS ENTERED INTO OUR LEXICON — WHICH MEANS THAT DESPITE ONE’S RESIGNATION, YOU SCREWED UP SO BADLY THAT EVEN THE CONGRESSIONAL ETHICS COMMITTEE IS FOLLOWING YOU HOME.”
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“UNDER OUR PLAN, ALL ‘PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS’ WILL BE COVERED, AND ‘PORTABILITY’ WILL EXTEND AS FAR AS ARGENTINA.”
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“A CHRISTIAN HOUSE OF ILL-REPUTE, DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF, CANNOT STAND WITHOUT BEING A LAUGHINGSTOCK.”
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Lisa Casey previews an even bigger GOP Horror Show — The Republican Presidential Ticket in 2012.
P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: On health-care reform, a surprising assist from Republicans.
[Sung to the tune of "YMCA"]
GOP man, if you want to go down.
With a woman, with whom you don’t have a vow
GOP man, if you don’t want to leave town
There’s no need … to … fly to Buenos
GOP man, there’s a place you can go.
GOP man, where wild oats you can sow
You can stay there, and I’m sure you can pray
For salvation, and perhaps a Three-Way
It’s fun to stay at the … C Street Chalet
It’s fun to stay at the … C Street Chalet
They have everything, for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with Christ, and use our in-house sex toys
It’s fun to stay at the … C Street Chalet
It’s fun to stay at the … C Street Chalet
You can get yourself laid, deduct the cost of your meals,
Plot for school prayer, and to undo the New Deal
GOP man, do you seek guarantees?
That you can hide your, blatant hy-pocrisy?
GOP man, you can visit the Lord
And a … smokin’ … Christian hot broad
It’s fun to stay at the … C Street Chalet
It’s fun to stay at the … C Street Chalet
[Editor's Note: Any resemblance between the Indian Chief and Michael Steele is purely coincidental.]
“SENATOR ENSIGN, YOU COME TO ME ON THE DAY YOU SCREWED THE WIFE OF YOUR TOP AIDE, AND YOU ASK ME TO KILL THE COMMANDMENT OF ”THOU SHALL NOT COMMIT ADULTERY?”
AlterNet with the Transcript of The Rachel Maddow Show on the Family — Washington D.C.’s “C Street House,”
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BuzzFlash with Tom Coburn as GOP Hypocrite of the Week, and Mark Karlin on Liz Cheney as Dick’s Mole in the State Department.
Norm Jenson with The Daily Show’s White Men Can’t Judge.
Dan Kurtzman with the Sonia Sotomayor Joke Round-Up.
“I HAD JUST TOLD MY DAD ABOUT MY FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION, BUT HE HAS DYSLEXIA.”
The NY Times on Tax Advice for Ensign’s Parents.
“IT’ S THE LEAST I COULD DO FOR GOOD OLE’ MOM AND POP, ESPECIALLY SINCE MANY OF MY FELLOW REPUBLICANS MAY NEED TO DRAW UPON THIS VERY SAME ‘HUSH FUND’.”
“IT’S CLEAR THAT THIS IS THE RIGHT MOVE FOR A MAN WHO LIKES TO SWAB THE DECK WITH HIS FIRST MATE.”
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Lisa Casey with more on the man with the dinghy problem.
BartCopE! with the The ‘Talking Heads’ Edition – TV Pundits, that is.
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