“ALREADY, THE NEW TERM ‘ENSIGNATION’ HAS ENTERED INTO OUR LEXICON — WHICH MEANS THAT DESPITE ONE’S RESIGNATION, YOU SCREWED UP SO BADLY THAT EVEN THE CONGRESSIONAL ETHICS COMMITTEE IS FOLLOWING YOU HOME.”

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“I HAD JUST TOLD MY DAD ABOUT MY FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION, BUT HE HAS DYSLEXIA.”

The NY Times on Tax Advice for Ensign’s Parents.

“IT’ S THE LEAST I COULD DO FOR GOOD OLE’ MOM AND POP, ESPECIALLY SINCE MANY OF MY FELLOW REPUBLICANS MAY NEED TO DRAW UPON THIS VERY SAME ‘HUSH FUND’.”