“THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION PROBABLY READ HIM HIS CARMEN MIRANDA RIGHTS EVEN BEFORE THEY FOUND OUT IF THERE WAS ANY FRUIT IN HIS LOOMS.”
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“THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION PROBABLY READ HIM HIS CARMEN MIRANDA RIGHTS EVEN BEFORE THEY FOUND OUT IF THERE WAS ANY FRUIT IN HIS LOOMS.”
“NOW, WE GOTTA’ ASK OURSELVES, IF WE CAN PUT A COUNCIL ON SUCH PLANETS AS OSSUS, ALDERAAN AND CHANDRILA, WHY IS IT WE STILL CAN’T PASS TRULY UNIVERSAL HEALTH INSURANCE.”
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Staying with “Star” themes, Norm Jenson on Obama as Star Trek’s Spock.
Last holy alliance between Rush and Sarah? — via Lisa Casey.
BuzzFlash’s Interview with Liberal Radio’s Bob Kincaid.
BartCopE! with the ‘Sublime Prime Time Programming’ Edition.
“WE’LL STILL GET OUR ASSES KICKED, BUT AT LEAST WE’LL GO HOME WITH A SOUVENIR WE CAN SELL ON EBAY.”
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Lisa Casey on another divide — between U.S. and Chinese Executives.
“I’LL TELL YA’ ONE THING — WHEN YOU SEE THIS GUY’S TAN, YOU CAN’T FORGET THAT HE’S A REDNECK.”
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Lisa Casey on the new ‘Scream.’
“LITTLE DO THEY KNOW IT, BUT REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY HAVE THE VOTES TO LIMIT HEALTH INSURANCE TO BAD NECKS … AS A RESULT OF CAR ACCIDENTS OR CUNNILINGUS.”
[A summary of last nite's Curb here.]
“NOW, SOME OF MY COLLEAGUES ARE TAKING THE ‘BIRTHER’ APPROACH AND EMPHASIZING THAT MR. CAO WAS BORN IN VIETNAM. BUT I’D PREFER TO TAKE THE HIGH ROAD, AND JUST ASSERT THAT HE SANG SHOW TUNES IN ‘MISS SAIGON’.”
“WE ALL KNOW THE CAO FAMILY’S INSPIRATIONAL STORY OF THEIR ESCAPE FROM THE VIETNAMESE COMMUNISTS , BUT WE REPUBLICANS HAVE TAKEN RE-EDUCATION CAMPS TO A WHOLE ‘NOTHER LEVEL.”
“THE PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION PROVIDES: ‘EVERY PERSON OF WEALTH AND MEANS HAS THE RIGHT TO SCREW PERSONS OF LESSER MEANS, IN THE PURSUIT OF THEIR OWN HAPPINESS’.”
“REPORTS INDICATE THAT UNLIKE JANET JACKSON’S FLASH OF BREAST, THIS SHOW FEATURED A SELF-ANOINTED EMPRESS … ENTIRELY WITHOUT CLOTHES.”
“OUR PLAN FULLY COVERS ALL PEDESTRIAN-PEDESTRIAN ACCIDENTS, AND AFTER YOU PAY A $500 DEDUCTIBLE, THE PLAN HOLDS DOWN COSTS BY ELIMINATING SURGERY IN FAVOR OF BODYWORK AND A BRAND NEW PAINT JOB.”
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Meg at BuzzFlash on the real House Republican Bogus Healthcare Plan: No Coverage for Preexisting Conditions.
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