“YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH, YOU’RE NOT SMART ENOUGH, AND DOGGONIT, PEOPLE HATE YOU …  SO SHUT UP!”

Video at HuffPost.

“WE’RE JUST CONCERNED THE GOP IS NOW GONNA’ GET SOME IDEAS FROM THIS, AND START EXERCISING FILIBUSTERS WITH JUST 20% OF THE VOTES.”

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Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash: Kill the Dems’ Health ‘Reform’ Bill Before It Comes to Life!

Jon Perr on Dana Perino’s selective memory.

BartCopE! with the best of the latest Mashups.

“IF WE CAN JUST COVER UP HIS BUTT-UGLY OLD FACE, AS WELL AS MUFFLE THE SOUND OF HIS INCESSANT WHINING, WE COULD SOLVE BOTH HEALTH CARE AND ELIMINATE ‘FOOL INEFFICIENCY’ AT THE SAME TIME.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: Sen. Lieberman, we have known ye too long.

“SOMETIMES THE ONLY PUBLIC OPTION FOR A HEALTHY CURE IS TO GIVE SOMEONE A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE.”

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Jon Perr on Sheep, Unicorns, Kamikazes and Joe Lieberman.

Lisa Casey on the twin drones named Cheney.

“I WAS AGAINST FORESKIN, BEFORE I WAS FOR IT.”

“ALTHOUGH WE’RE DROPPING THE MEDICARE BUY-IN AND PUBLIC OPTION, AT JOE LIEBERMAN’S REQUEST THE NATION’S CAPITOL WILL BE MOVED TO HARTFORD, COLONOSCOPIES WILL BE RE-NAMED ‘NED LAMONTSCOPIES,’ AND THE  HEALTH CARE PLAN FOR SENATORS WILL BE EXPANDED TO COVER ‘TAR AND FEATHERING’.”

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Tiger Woods with an ‘expansion’ marketing strategy, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.

“THAT WASCALLY IDIOT IS GIVING ME A BAD NAME — MAYBE I’LL TAKE HIM ON MY NEXT HUNTING TRIP AND PRESENT HIM WITH AN ‘OPTION’ HE CAN’T REFUSE.”

“THOU SHALL NOT BE A DOUCHEBAG.”

Story and video at Crooks & Liars.

“C’MON MOSES, LET’S LEAVE THE POOREST AND UNINSURED ISRAELITES BEHIND TO DEAL WITH THE TEN PLAGUES, WHILE WE RIDE OUT ACROSS THE DESERT ON OUR PRIVATE CAMELS.”