SAY IT AIN’T SO …. JOHN!

“PALIN’S GOT SPUNK. I HATE SPUNK!”

OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT! EVEN WITHOUT AUDIO, IT’S CLEAR THAT SARAH PALIN STILL DOESN’T KNOW WHAT SHE’S TALKING ABOUT!

“REMEMBER, DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME GOING AFTER JOE BIDENE, JUST ATTACK BARACKE OBAMA AS A GUYE WHOSE BIG EARS MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE MR. POTATOE HEADE.”

“JOE BIDEN HAS TO RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO CALL SARAH PALIN A BEE-HIVE-HEADED HO, HUMP HER LEG, AND SAY SHE’S JUST ANOTHER BUSH WITH A BUSH.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

George Lakoff at BuzzFlash: A Brief Guide to the Debates.

Lisa Casey weighs in on Putin rearing his head in … Venezuela!

Juan Cole on: Palin on Hamas.

Politics, Humor and High Culture, at BartCop E!

“YOU MAY BE ABLE TO FIELD DRESS A MOOSE, BUT YOU’D BE SHOT DOWN BY A QUAYLE.”

10. NON-READERS DIGEST

 9. THE RUSSIAN OBSERVER

 8. THE JUNEAU JUNO

 7. SNOWMOBILE AND DRIVER

 6. POPULAR CREATIONISM

 5. BETTER IGLOOS AND TUNDRA

 4. UN-COSMOPOLITAN

 3. NEWSWEAK

 2. THE WASILLA FLAT WORLD-TELEGRAM

 1. THE NEW YORK REVIEW OF BOOK BURNING

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But it is truly amazing woman that Sarah Palin was listening to Joe Biden’s speeches as a seven year old — See clip at One Good Move.

Obama, the ‘Bailout,’ the Troublesome Left, FDR, and the Triumph of Pragmatism – by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.

Madkane’s Ode To Crybaby Republicans.

Dan Kurtzman with the SNL Palin Spoofs.

“YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FIFTH GRADER AND SARAH PALIN? … DIPSHIT!

Crooks & Liars with the story of Palin’s restrictions on the VP debate.

“AFTER ALL, SHE’S ONLY 90 YEARS OLD, AND ALSO LACKS THE EXPERIENCE OF RAISING A BAD-ASS SON WHO NEVER WOULD’VE EVEN MADE IT THROUGH THE NAVAL ACADEMY IF HIS DADDY AND GRAND-DADDY WEREN’T BIG-SHOT ADMIRALS.”

“MY FATHER HAD TO GET UP AN HOUR EARLY EVERY DAY, JUST TO GET HIS PLANE READY TO FLY ACROSS OUR PROPERTY IN ORDER TO GIVE MY MOTHER A KISS.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Michelle Obama as the American Dream, and Norm Jenson has Michelle’s ”pitch-perfect” speech .

Lisa Casey presents Citizen McCain.

Dan Kurtzman with Joe Biden’s Wit and Wisdom.

Madkane on Kristol-izing Feminism.