The Satirical Political Report » jimmy carter http://satiricalpolitical.com An Offbeat Look at the Hot-Button Issues of the Day Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:42:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Jimmy Carter: ‘Ted Kennedy Responsible For Killing The Lust In My Heart’ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/09/20/jimmy-carter-ted-kennedy-health-care-bill/ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/09/20/jimmy-carter-ted-kennedy-health-care-bill/#comments Tue, 21 Sep 2010 03:52:22 +0000 Don Davis http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=12635

“SENATOR KENNEDY DIDN’T WANT ME TO HAVE ANY SUCCESS IN THAT REALM OF HIS FAMILY’S LEGACY. BESIDES, HE CLAIMED THAT JUST THINKING ABOUT ME HAVING SEX MADE HIM SO SICK … THAT HE FELT HEALTH CARE WOULD BE UTTERLY FUTILE.”

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“IT SEEMS TO ME, THAT IF WE CAN JUST GIVE THE RACISTS THEIR OWN LITTLE SETTLEMENTS, PERHAPS SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SINAI DESERT, WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO STAVE OFF ARMAGEDDON FOR AT LEAST A FEW MORE YEARS.”

Video at HuffPost.

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Big Insurance to Government: You Make it Affordable, We’ll Gouge the Profit!

The Patented GOP Formula, at All Hat No Cattle, and Jon Perr takes a nostalgic look back at how that formula doomed John McCain.

Madkane’s Ode to Those “Sorry” Celebrities.

]]> http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/09/16/to-deal-with-the-tea-birthers-jimmy-carter-proposes-a-two-state-solution/feed/ 0 After 30 Years, Jimmy Carter Finally Gets His ‘Iranian Revenge’ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/06/16/after-30-years-jimmy-carter-finally-gets-his-iranian-revenge/ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/06/16/after-30-years-jimmy-carter-finally-gets-his-iranian-revenge/#comments Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:55:57 +0000 Don Davis http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=7467

“THIS TIME I’M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES. I’M GOING WITH 52 HELICOPTERS, BUT NOT FOR THE PURPOSE OF MONITORING THE ELECTION. INSTEAD I’VE GOT MY TOOLBOX, AND I PLAN TO HAMMER SOME MOTHERF**KIN’ MULLAH ASS TO THE WALL.”

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Lisa Casey Nails the GOP Health Plan.

BuzzFlash on the College Republicans Convention: ‘We need to find our Happy Meal’.

Juan Cole on the Dueling Demonstrations in Tehran.

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“WHY SHOULD WE SUPPORT A PROGRAM THAT LEAVES THE GOP EXPOSED … AS THE ONLY SCUMBAGS LEFT IN THE NATION’S CAPITAL.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin reviews Jimmy Carter’s new book on his Middle East Peace Plan. 

A NY Times Essay on Elevating Science, Elevating Democracy, at One Good Move.

Rachel Maddow on the Stimulus Showdown, at Crooks & Liars.

]]> http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/01/28/gop-opposes-provision-to-remove-used-condoms-from-national-mall/feed/ 0 The Full Transcript of Bill Clinton’s ‘Rug Comment’ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/01/07/the-full-transcript-of-bill-clintons-rug-comment/ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/01/07/the-full-transcript-of-bill-clintons-rug-comment/#comments Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:59:58 +0000 Don Davis http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=5529 US presidents - Barack Obama meets US presidents at White House lunch

“I JUST LOVE THAT RUG … OF COURSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THESE BERBER RUGS WERE MADE BY NORTH AFRICANS.”

 

The Presidential Lunch story.

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