JFK: Oswald fired at a current Texas Governor and current President.  Bush: al-Zaidi shot at a former Texas Governor who had already checked out as President. 

JFK: Oswald shot from a warehouse and hid in a theater.  Bush: al-Zaidi shopped in a shoe discount warehouse and became famous on TV and YouTube.

JFK: Conspiracy theorists think it was a mob plot.  Bush: Entire Administration was a mob plot.

JFK: Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who told him not to go to Dallas. Bush: Ted Kennedy told Bush to return to Baghdad and drive his Lincoln through Sadr City.

JFK: Mystery continues over the grassy knoll.  Bush: Mystery continues over how we re-elected an assy pol.

JFK: Incident spawned legend of Camelot. Bush: Incident cemented legend of SHAM-A-LOT.

JFK: Rendered brain dead by attack. Bush: Remained  brain dead after attack.

“THE TWO SHOES WERE DIFFERENT SIZES, THEY WERE FIRED TOO CLOSE IN TIME TO COME FROM A SINGLE ‘SHOE-THROWER,’ AND EYEWITNESSES THOUGHT IT SOMEWHAT ODD THAT THERE WAS A ‘GRASSY KNOLL’ INSIDE A SMALL ROOM.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Lisa Casey raises the question of why just ‘two shoes?”

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on My Kingdom for a Shoe.

SNL’s Really !?!: Gov. Blagojevich – at One Good Move.

And more labor strife?  Pie Throwers Union Sues Shoe Thrower, at Apoliticus.