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July 24th, 2008

The New John McCain Horror Movie: ‘I Know What You Did This Dumber’

“THE GAFFE  RIOT OF THE SUMMER” MSNBC.com

“I LAUGHED, I CRIED, I ALMOST THREW UP” - Arianna Huffington

“DON’T RUN, SURGE, TO SEE IT”The Drudge Report

“TWO THUMBS UP, HIS OWN ASS – Ebert & Roeper

“A SERIOUS CURE FOR WHAT AILES US”FOX News

“IN VIEW OF MY OWN RECENT FLOPS, MY SIXTH SENSE  IS THAT I SHOULD’VE WRITTEN THIS HORROR MOVIE ABOUT SEEING DEAD PEOPLE.” -M. Night Shyamalan

“McCAIN’S ACTION-PACKED HEROICS IN THE SUPERMARKET DAIRY SECTION IS THE PERFECT FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT.”  – Michael Medved

WE REFUSED TO REVIEW IT” - The New York Times

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Dan Kurtzman with the complete Political Gaffe Watch.

BuzzFlash reviews Thomas Frank’s new book: The Wrecking Crew: How Conservatives Rule 

 

The Dark Side author, Jane Mayer, on Letterman, at One Good Move. 

 

The Condi Legacy, by Lisa Casey.

 

 

July 9th, 2006

ANN COULTER SUED FOR PLAGIARISM, AND IDENTITY THEFT — BY LUCIFER

Lucifer, a/k/a “The Devil,” has filed a lawsuit¬†accusing right-wing bomb-thrower Ann Coulter of not only plagiarizing his published works, but of stealing his very¬†identity.

In a 666-page federal complaint filed in the District of Sodom and Gomorrah (the Southern District of New York), Lucifer alleges that Ms. Coulter has misappropriated all of his core ideas, including evil, malice, indiscriminate attacks on innocents, and just acting like a damn fool.

Lucifer’s attorney, Alan Dershowitz, addressing the press on the Courthouse steps, also asserted that Coulter stole¬†his client’s identity, as evidenced by Coulter’s¬†set of horns under her right-wing blonde wig,¬†a pair of balls that would make the GOP elephant proud, and her Adam’s apple (the original used by the Devil in the Garden of Eden).

The complaint also charges that Coulter¬†used¬†Lucifer’s¬†Mastercard to run up a huge bill for pitchforks.

The allegations of¬†Coulter’s¬†plagiarism first surfaced¬†in The Devil’s wholly-owned newspaper, The New York Post, which is run by Lucifer’s direct descendant, Rupert Murdoch.

Coulter, an author and attorney, who once apprenticed for the law firm featured in the Al Pacino movie, The Devil’s Advocate,¬†has denied all charges of impropriety, insisting that her ideas to¬†slander and ruin the lives of¬†decent people are all her own, and come straight from her soul.¬†

She also emphasized that this is not the first time that Lucifer has made such charges, having brought similar claims against Joe McCarthy, Tom DeLay, and Justices Scalia and Thomas. 

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Disorder, South of the Border?: Based on current exchange rates, the alleged vote fraud in the recent Mexican election is actually only one-tenth of that which occurred in the last two U.S. Presidential elections. 

Particularly in this era of the evil boy genius/Turd-Blossom Rove,¬†don’t miss an opportunity to check out David Mark’s terrific new book, Going Dirty:The Art of Negative Campaigning.¬†

   

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