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“WE ONLY ALLOW REAL COWBOYS TO RIDE INTO US, NOT SWAGGERING IDIOTS WHO START UNNECESSARY WARS.”
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BLOGWORTHIES:
Lisa Casey on the further limitations of the fake cowboy.
The Daily Show’s Changefest ’09 – at One Good Move.
Juan Cole on Obama’s Pledge to Withdraw from Iraq and the Iraqi Reality.
“WE OPEN WITH A SCENE DURING THE 2000 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN. AL GORE HITS HIS HEAD ON A LOCKBOX, LOSES CONSCIOUSNESS, AND THEN EXPERIENCES AN EIGHT-YEAR NIGHTMARE OF UNJUSTIFIED WAR, LAWLESSNESS, AND ECONOMIC AND ENVIRONMENTAL DEVASTATION. HEY, IT WORKED IN DALLAS, AND THAT’S PRETTY CLOSE TO WHERE THIS WHOLE FIASCO STARTED ANYWAY. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS, A SIMPLE SHOWER WON’T WASH AWAY THE STENCH OF THIS ONE.”
“AND SO, MY FELLOW AMERICANS, MY PARTING ADVICE IS TO KEEP LOOKING FOR ENTANGLING ALLIANCES, SO WE CAN PERPETUATE THE MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX.”
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More well-deserved BushBash :
BuzzFlash Commentary on the Farewell from Christine Bowman and P.M. Carpenter.
Lisa Casey asks: Who says W doesn’t inspire a ‘Love Story’?
Dan Kurtzman with The 25 Dumbest Quotes From the Bush Years.
The Colbert Report’s The Last Bush Effigy, at One Good Move.
[Move over, Frank, here's the real Chairman of the Fraud.]
And now, the end is near;
And so I face, history’s verdict.
My friends, I exploited fear,
With an assist, from Mr. Turd Dick.
I’ve lived, a life that’s bull.
I went from drunk, to a more dry way;
But still, I acted high,
I did it … Lie Way.
Regrets, I’ll admit a few
But then again, too much to mention.
I did, what I had to do
Crimes under the, Geneva Convention.
I plunged ahead, without a course;
Each reckless step, along Baghdad’s highway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it … Lie Way.
Yes, EVERYtime, I’m sure you knew
Even a pretzel, I couldn’t chew.
But through it all, there was no doubt,
That I was just, an arrogant lout.
I had the gall, and came up small;
And did it Lie Way.
I’ve spun the truth, and stayed aloof
Both New Orleans, economy losing.
And now, the mess I leave,
I find it all, so damn amusing.
To think, I did all that;
And may I say – not in a shy way,
Oh No, oh no not me,
I did it … Lie Way.
For what is a man, what has he got?
If not WMD, then he gets caught.
To act just like, the Veep’s trained seal
With the devil, I made a deal
The record shows, I got exposed
And did it … Lie Way!
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BLOGWORTHIES:
BuzzFlash asks: Should Barack Obama play nice and ‘bipartisan’ with the Republicans, especially in light of GOP Sabotage of the Bailout (by Lisa Casey).
Madkane with An Alpha-Political Farewell to Bush and Cheney.
The Daily Show highlights President Goofus vs. President Gallant, at One Good Move.
Dan Kurtzman brings us the Top 100 Funniest Bush Pictures.
“I KNOW THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WOULD’VE PREFERRED THAT I JUMPED OFF THE ROOF, BLOWN MYSELF UP WITH WMD, OR COLLAPSED FROM A PRETZEL … INSTEAD OF ACTING LIKE A DEER IN THE KLIEG LIGHTS.”
BLOGWORTHIES:
Obama’s Reply to Blogger Bob Fertik’s Special Prosecutor Question – at BuzzFlash.
Norm Jenson with the Week in Review – Daily Show and Week in Review – Colbert Report.
Lisa Casey on the Delusional House.
Dick, the magic Vigo, lived underground
And plotted to, control the world, so he could wear the crown
Coming back, from cardiac, beat all ghostbuster tricks,
Possessed man-child Bush, and stole his soul, so he could get his kicks
Dick, the magic Vigo, waterboarding undersea
Shredding the Constitution, citing Executive Uni-tary
Taking to evil to new heights, acting oh-so ’Darth Vader-ian’
We’d rather take our chances, with a 16th Century Carpathian
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BLOGWORTHIES:
Best SNL Moments, at One Good Move.
Hand-off in the Green Zone, at All Hat No Cattle.
“HERE’S A SONG I THINK YOU KIDS WILL REALLY ENJOY — AND YOUR MOM AND I AGREE IT’S EDUCATIONAL TOO”:
Bush, the magic drag-on, the lame GOP
Bollixed his whole Presidency, in a land called Iraqi
Little Dickie Cheney, loved to play real rough
Pulled Dubya’s strings and sealed his fate with a lotta’ made-up stuff
Bush, the magic drag-on, a sound economy
Let Wall Street crooks have their way, with complete autonomy
Little Hankie Paulson, lookin’ not so sharp
Can’t find the funds that he doled out, hidden by a TARP
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Given Chip Saltsman’s “musical taste,” he wins BuzzFlash’s GOP Hypocrite of the Week.
All Hat No Cattle’s Phototoon Year in Review.
And Puff The Real Magic Dragon Ain’t Too Happy.
“WE’RE CONCERNED THE VIAGRA IS BEING DIVERTED TO AL QAEDA AND THE TALIBAN. IN FACT, ALTHOUGH WE HAVE REPORTS THAT BIN LADEN IS NOW STANDING OUT HORIZONTALLY AS WELL AS VERTICALLY, WE STILL CAN’T CAPTURE THE SONUVABITCH.”
Story here.
BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on a real prescription for this country: Establish Medicare Part “E” for All Americans Under the Age of 65.
Madkane on Banks To Taxpayers: Drop Dead!
Juan Cole on Top Ten Myths about Iraq, 2008.
Your complete entertainment guide at BartCop E!
JFK: Oswald fired at a current Texas Governor and current President. Bush: al-Zaidi shot at a former Texas Governor who had already checked out as President.
JFK: Oswald shot from a warehouse and hid in a theater. Bush: al-Zaidi shopped in a shoe discount warehouse and became famous on TV and YouTube.
JFK: Conspiracy theorists think it was a mob plot. Bush: Entire Administration was a mob plot.
JFK: Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who told him not to go to Dallas. Bush: Ted Kennedy told Bush to return to Baghdad and drive his Lincoln through Sadr City.
JFK: Mystery continues over the grassy knoll. Bush: Mystery continues over how we re-elected an assy pol.
JFK: Incident spawned legend of Camelot. Bush: Incident cemented legend of SHAM-A-LOT.
JFK: Rendered brain dead by attack. Bush: Remained brain dead after attack.
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