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September 26th, 2009

Iran Claims Alleged Nuclear Facility is Really a Beauty Parlor

“THESE CHARGES OF URANIUM ENRICHMENT ARE AS FICTIONAL AS THE HOLOCAUST. IN FACT, MY CHIEF DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMAN, NAJIBULLAH ZAZI, JUST WON EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH IN THE NORTH AMERICAN REGION.”

July 3rd, 2009

Why Sarah Palin’s Resignation is DEVASTATING to the GOP

“WHILE SEX SCANDALS WERE CERTAINLY THINNING GOP RANKS, A PRECEDENT FOR RESIGNATIONS BASED ON STUPIDITY COULD COMPLETELY WIPE US OUT.”

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BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin asks: How About Independence Day from Corporations Controlling Our Government?

Lisa Casey with the latest on Dick Cheney and Valerie Plame

Juan Cole with the latest on Iran: Mousavi Said Calling for General Strike; Hard Liners Call for his Arrest.

June 29th, 2009

A Confused Rush Limbaugh Laments the Loss of TV Pitchman Billy Mays

“WHERE IN HELL AM I NOW SUPPOSED TO GET MY OXYCONTIN FOR JUST 19.95 … ESPECIALLY WITH THE FREE SHIPPING AND HANDLING THAT COMES WITH BEING ALL OF THE FIRST 500 CALLERS.” 

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Dan Kurtzman with The Week in Political Cartoons.

Lisa Casey on another reason to run in I-ran.

BartCopE on Michael Jackson’s Lament.

June 24th, 2009

We Shoulda’ Seen It — Sanford in Argentina Makes Perfect Sense!

“I FELT THAT CONSULTING WITH SOME VETERANS OF THE THIRD REICH WOULD PUT ME IN THE BEST POSSIBLE POSITION TO BLITZKRIEG TO THE GOP NOMINATION IN 2012.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Lisa Casey on another GOP “frontrunner,” the perpetually-lost Palin.

Norm Jenson with The Colbert Report’s American’s Health Plan-Demic.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: Of Obama, mullahs, mischief-makers and miscreants.

Juan Cole asks: Washington and the Iran Protests – Would they be Allowed in the US?

June 22nd, 2009

Right Wingers Play the Ultimate Fear Card on the Public Option

“NOW IF YOU THINK PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS BEEN PERSONALLY INTERVENING IN AREAS THAT HE SHOULD STAY OUT OF …  YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING YET!

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Staying somewhat on topic, BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin Asks: Is the Seat of Power in the U.S. on Wall Street and K Street, Not in the White House?

GOP duet of MCain and Graham still singing the same old song, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman on Obama’s Performance at the Radio and TV Correspondents’ Dinner.

June 20th, 2009

Iran’s Clerics Insist They ARE Taking Cues From U.S. ‘Conservatives’

“WE’RE THE PARTY OF ‘LAW AND ORDER SCR’ – SUPPRESSING CIVIL RIGHTS.”

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BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin on how the U.S. Election in 2000 Coulda’ Used a Little ‘Iranian Green.

One Good Move with the Daily Show Recap and Colbert Recap.

Dan Kurtzman with The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes 

June 19th, 2009

Neo-Cons Criticize Obama For Not Pushing Restoration of the Shah

“WHAT BETTER WAY TO RE-INSTALL A PUPPET REGIME THAN BY LITERALLY PROPPING UP A GUY WHO’S BEEN DEAD FOR ALMOST 30 YEARS.”

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On a similar note, Why is Obama Speaking Softly about Iranian Election? Ask North Korea– Analysis by Alyssa Morin at BuzzFlash.

June 19th, 2009

GOP to Obama: Meddle in Iran, Not Here!

“WE BELIEVE THAT THE PRESIDENT SHOULD CONCENTRATE ON A FOREIGN NATION RUN BY THE ‘DEATH TO AMERICA’ THUGS, WHILE WE REPUBLICANS DO OUR BEST TO ACCOMPLISH THAT SAME GOAL HERE.”

June 18th, 2009

Iran Fails to Block Protestors’ Favorite Website: MILFU

     MULLAHS I’D LIKE to FUCK-UP

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Juan Cole: Iran Reformists say they Have Documentary Proof of Fraud.

And Lisa Casey with “graphic proof” of the GOP banana republic.

June 18th, 2009

Forget Twitter and Facebook, Iranian Protestors Topple Regime in On-Line Game

World_of_Warcraft.jpg World of Warcraft image by aznSFOD

NOW THAT WE VANQUISHED THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS AND LIBERATED OURSELVES FROM THE MULLAHS, WE CAN FINALLY MOVE ON TO THE CYBER-SEX REVOLUTION.”

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