“NOW, WE MAY NOT BE IN A POSITION TO DIRECTLY AID THE IRANIAN PEOPLE IN THEIR STRUGGLE FOR FREEDOM, BUT IF WE CAN GET THAT LITTLE BASTARD AHMADINEJAD TO PUKE HIS GUTS OUT ON THE CONEY ISLAND BOARDWALK, THAT JUST MIGHT BE THE START OF A WHOLE NEW GREEN REVOLUTION.”

The real story on the July 4th “invitation cancellation.”

“I FELT THAT CONSULTING WITH SOME VETERANS OF THE THIRD REICH WOULD PUT ME IN THE BEST POSSIBLE POSITION TO BLITZKRIEG TO THE GOP NOMINATION IN 2012.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Lisa Casey on another GOP “frontrunner,” the perpetually-lost Palin.

Norm Jenson with The Colbert Report’s American’s Health Plan-Demic.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: Of Obama, mullahs, mischief-makers and miscreants.

Juan Cole asks: Washington and the Iran Protests – Would they be Allowed in the US?

[Some background on Pagliacci. ]

Neda, Rest In Peace.

Note to Readers: This post is intended not to make light of the tragic events in Iran, but as a tribute to Neda and the other brave Iranians resisting the regime, and I sincerely hope it is taken in that spirit. 

Also, lest anybody make the mistake of assuming that I’m a “highbrow,” I only heard of “Pagliacci” as a result of watching “Seinfeld.”

“WE’RE THE PARTY OF ‘LAW AND ORDER SCR’ – SUPPRESSING CIVIL RIGHTS.”

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BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin on how the U.S. Election in 2000 Coulda’ Used a Little ‘Iranian Green.‘

One Good Move with the Daily Show Recap and Colbert Recap.

Dan Kurtzman with The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes  ]]> http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/06/20/irans-clerics-insist-they-are-taking-cues-from-us-conservatives/feed/ 0 http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/06/19/neo-cons-criticize-obama-for-not-pushing-restoration-of-the-shah/ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/06/19/neo-cons-criticize-obama-for-not-pushing-restoration-of-the-shah/#comments Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:59:11 +0000 Don Davis http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=7504

“WHAT BETTER WAY TO RE-INSTALL A PUPPET REGIME THAN BY LITERALLY PROPPING UP A GUY WHO’S BEEN DEAD FOR ALMOST 30 YEARS.”

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On a similar note, Why is Obama Speaking Softly about Iranian Election? Ask North Korea– Analysis by Alyssa Morin at BuzzFlash.

“WE BELIEVE THAT THE PRESIDENT SHOULD CONCENTRATE ON A FOREIGN NATION RUN BY THE ‘DEATH TO AMERICA’ THUGS, WHILE WE REPUBLICANS DO OUR BEST TO ACCOMPLISH THAT SAME GOAL HERE.”

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Juan Cole: Iran Reformists say they Have Documentary Proof of Fraud.

And Lisa Casey with “graphic proof” of the GOP banana republic.

“NOW THAT WE VANQUISHED THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS AND LIBERATED OURSELVES FROM THE MULLAHS, WE CAN FINALLY MOVE ON TO THE CYBER-SEX REVOLUTION.”

“THIS TIME I’M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES. I’M GOING WITH 52 HELICOPTERS, BUT NOT FOR THE PURPOSE OF MONITORING THE ELECTION. INSTEAD I’VE GOT MY TOOLBOX, AND I PLAN TO HAMMER SOME MOTHERF**KIN’ MULLAH ASS TO THE WALL.”

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Lisa Casey Nails the GOP Health Plan.

BuzzFlash on the College Republicans Convention: ‘We need to find our Happy Meal’.

Juan Cole on the Dueling Demonstrations in Tehran.

“IN THE WORDS OF THE GRAND AYATOLLAH NINO SCALIA … ‘FUCK THE VOTE’.”

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Stephen Colbert on the North Korean Nutjob, via One Good Move.

Madkane on Don’t Ask. Don’t Tell. Just Sign!