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September 9th, 2009

Town Hallers Angry Over Obama’s Speech to Their Representatives

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“I CAN TELL YOU THAT FLORIDA REPUBLICANS ARE CONCERNED THAT OBAMA WILL NOT ONLY POLITICIZE THE POLITICAL PROCESS, BUT MIGHT HAVE AN UNDUE INFLUENCE ON THIER NAIVE AND UNEDUCATED CONGRESSIONAL REPRESENTATIVES.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on The Public Option as the Undead, dividing progressives.

September 8th, 2009

Shocker: Obama to Adopt ‘Bush Narrative’ To Sell Health Reform!

“THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT HAS LEARNED THAT ALTHOUGH STILL DEAD, SADDAM HUSSEIN HAS OBTAINED BETTER HEALTH INSURANCE THAN MOST AMERICANS … FROM AFRICA. AND IF WE DON’T IMMEDIATELY REFORM OUR SYSTEM, COVERAGE FOR THE AVERAGE FAMILY WILL GO UP IN SMOKE LIKE A MUSHROOM CLOUD.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Perrspectives on Health Care Fight; No Echoes of Bush’s Social Security Debacle.

The Dawning of Deception or Still ‘Waiting for Godot’ — Your Choice White House at BuzzFlash.

Republicans Bring “Classiness” To the Classroom, by Madkane.

September 5th, 2009

Compromise Finally Reached: A ‘Public Option’ Without Health Care!

BY CREATING A GOVERNMENT PROGRAM THAT DOES AND ACC0MPLISHES ‘NOTHING,’ DEMOCRATS CAN FINALLY KILL ALL REPUBLICAN CHARGES THAT WE’RE TRYING TO KILL OUR OWN CITIZENS.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: White House Now Fighting for Health Care “Reform” that Will Enrich For-Profit Insurance Companies and Big Pharma.

Perrspectives on Why Right-Wing Hissy Fits Work.

September 3rd, 2009

An Rx for Obama: Channel the NRA to Sell the Public Option

“GOVERNMENT HEALTH PLANS DON’T KILL PEOPLE … PRIVATE INSURANCE COMPANIES DO.”

August 27th, 2009

GOP’s Latest Excuse: We’d Do Health Reform if Lincoln’s Mythical Secretary Named ‘Kennedy’ Was Still Alive

“THE PARALLELS ARE EERIE – MRS. KENNEDY SUPPOSEDLY WARNED LINCOLN NOT TO GO THE THEATER; THESE DAYS, REPUBLICANS URGE OUR NUTJOB BASE TO ENGAGE IN KABUKI THEATER.”

August 27th, 2009

Bush Redux? Did Obama Also Ignore ‘Urgent Warning’ Memo Before Leaving for Vacation?

PARTY OF ‘DRAMA BEEN ROTTEN’ DETERMINED TO STRIKE

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Speaking of rotten, BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Why FOX Won’t Fire Glenn Beck.

And back to the positive side of human nature, Madkane’s Ode To Ted Kennedy (Limerick).

August 26th, 2009

Forget NIMBY, Opponents of Health Reform Have Their Own Unique Acronym

AINEITBDRMCTIWOBDFPHISTPWNHCCSALTHOUGH IT’S NOT EVEN IN THE BILL, DON’T RATION MY CARE THAT I WOULD OTHERWISE BE DENIED FROM PRIVATE HEALTH INSURERS, SO THAT PEOPLE WITH NO HEALTH CARE CAN SURVIVE.”

Story of the Colliers at The New York Times.

August 26th, 2009

Obama’s Health Care Reform Imperiled by The New York Mets

“ANY HOPE OF BENDING THE COST CURVE IS NOW OUT THE WINDOW, DUE TO THE HIGH TOLL ON THE METS OF NOT JUST THROWING CURVEBALLS … BUT ALSO JUST BENDING OVER.”

August 26th, 2009

To Defeat Public Option, Insurance Companies Employ the ‘Statue of Liberty Play’

“GIVE US …  YOUR POOREST AND SICKEST AND BEFUDDLED MASSES, SO WE HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE TO FURTHER TORCH THE PUBLIC BY RAISING PREMIUMS HIGHER THAN OUR CROWN.”

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin makes the point: Private Insurance Companies to Make Out Like Bandits Under So-Called “Healthcare Reform.”

Lisa Casey on the advertisers torching Glenn Beck.

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