“I GUESS I MISUNDERSTOOD THE IMAM, WHEN HE SAID HE’D BE WILLING TO MOVE THE MOSQUE FROM ‘HALLOWED GROUND’ … TO ‘HOLLOW GROUND’.”

“WE’RE FIGHTING FOR THEM OVER THERE … SO THEY DON’T COME AND LIVE OVER HERE.”

“WE’LL BE MOVING THE MOSQUE ALRIGHT … TO THE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY, AND INSTEAD OF IMAM FEISAL ABDUL RAUF, WE’LL BE LEASING IT TO LOUIS FARRAKHAN AND THE NATION OF ISLAM.”

“IT’S CLEAR THAT THE ONLY RESTING PLACE FOR THIS SO-CALLED COMMUNITY CENTER IS RIGHT BEHIND BARS.”

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Greg Palast at BuzzFlash: Why Not Ban All Churches From Oklahoma Because McVeigh Was Christian.

“IN A BRILLIANT COUNTERMOVE, THE MODERATE IMAM, FEISAL ABDUL RAUF, HAS FIGURED OUT THAT FAT FREAKS LIKE LIMBAUGH AND GINGRICH ACTUALLY THINK FAST FOOD IS PART OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the Psychotic Hysteria of Republicans and “Terrorist Babies.”

U.S. Supremes Abort the Birthers — At All Hat No Cattle.

“THE LAST THING WE NEED IS AN ANTHEM TO INSPIRE GAY MUSLIM TERRORISTS, SINGING BLASPHEMIES LIKE THIS:”

[Sung to the tune of YMCA]

Jihadist, there’s no need to feel down
I said, Jihadist, you’re now at the zero ground
I said, Jihadist, ’cause you’re in liberal town
There’s no need-to- be- un-happy

Jihadist, there’s a place you can go
From Ground Zero, it’s just a two-block bomb throw
You can stay there, and I’m sure you will find
Many ways to, com-mit a war crime …

It’s fun to stay at the Cor-do-ba-House
It’s fun to stay at the Cor-do-ba-House

They have every-thing, that you need to enjoy,
Underwear bombs, shared with your Muslim boys …

It’s fun to stay at the Cor-do-ba-House
It’s fun to stay at the Cor-do-ba-House

You can take a nice steam, while you read the Koran,
Sing Muslim show tunes, during Ramadan