“I SAY, SIR, WHERE ONCE YOU OCCUPIED THE RAREFIED AIR OF A LENNY BRUCE OR MORT SAHL, YOU HAVE NOW STOOPED TO THE LEVEL OF THE LATE-NIGHT WARS BETWEN LENO, LETTTERMAN  AND O’BRIEN.”

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NewsBusters with the Jon Stewart Rant, and One Good Move with Keith’s Supreme Court Rant.

“HEY, IT’S REALLY PERFECT.  I’M FROM MASSACHUSETTS, I CAN HANDLE ANY  LATE-NIGHT SENATE SESSIONS, AND I CAN FILL IN FOR BARACK WHEN HE GOES TO CAMP DAVID.”

“THAT SONUVABITCH ZUCKER WANTS TO REPLACE ME AS THE ‘LOGO’ WITH JAY LENO’S CHIN.”

 

“SINCE WE ALREADY¬†LOCK-IN OUR EMPLOYEES OVERNIGHT, THIS WAS JUST A¬†COST-FREE WAY TO DIVERSIFY OUR ‘HOLDINGS’.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Norm Jenson with an interesting post on the forgotten candidate: John Edwards.

Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash on The Bush Dollar Trap.

The Enron End-Run — Nicole Belle at C&L¬†on the latest pro-business Supreme Court Decision.

DoJ Investigators Digging toward Major Report — TPM Muckraker¬†citing¬†The Hill.