The Satirical Political Report » hu jintao

The Joke’s on Limbaugh: His ‘Pigeon Chinese’ Actually From Mao’s Little Red Book

Don Davis — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 04:09:38 +0000

“A ‘CULTURAL REVOLUTION’ IS NEEDED, SO THAT THE PEASANT MASSES BLINDLY FOLLOW THE DICTATES OF A STRONG AND SOMEWHAT PLUMP CHARISMATIC LEADER.”

Story here.

U.S. Extracts Great Trade Concession at Great Wall: Opening of ‘Badaling Club’

Don Davis — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:15:34 +0000

“WE CHINESE HAVE FINALLY FOUND A U.S. PRODUCT TO IMPORT THAT CAN LEVEL OFF THE TRADE IMBALANCE, BUT WE WILL HAVE TO BUY UP MORE ONE DOLLAR BILLS.”

Glenn Beck: Reagan Would’ve Demanded That Hu Tear Down ‘The Great Wall’

Don Davis — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:08:30 +0000

“LET’S FACE IT, IF RONALD REAGAN HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO CONFRONT HU JINTAO, MENUS IN CHINESE RESTAURANTS WOULD NO LONGER BE DIVIDED BETWEEN ‘COLUMN A’ AND ‘COLUMN B’.”

[Historical Note: Ronald Reagan did visit China in 1984.]

Chinese President To Obama: YOUR Country Needs a Cultural Revolution!

Don Davis — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:37:42 +0000

“IT SEEMS TO ME THAT IF YOUR COUNTRY IS TO MAKE A GREAT LEAP FORWARD, IT NEEDS TO BIND THE FEET OF PALIN, BECK AND LIMBAUGH, AND THEN STUFF THEM IN THEIR OWN MOUTHS.”