“UNLIKE WITH THE SWEDISH CARTOONIST, THE DEFENDANT MADE NO CLAIM THAT THE COURTROOM SKETCH ARTIST HAD EVER DRAWN THE PROPHET MUHAMMAD … BUT SIMPLY THAT SHE DREW MS. LaROSE TO LOOK FAT IN HER JAIL-GREEN JUMPSUIT.”

“DON’T WORRY ABOUT OPENLY SHOWING YOUR SUPPORT FOR ‘HOLY JIHAD’ AND ‘DEATH TO THE WEST,’ JUST DON’T REVEAL YOUR AFFECTION FOR BETTE MIDLER.”

“I WAS VIOLATED BY A DIFFERENT KIND OF FRATERNITY BROTHER.”¬†