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		<title>David Vitter &#8216;Lays&#8217; It On the Line to Hillary</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/01/14/david-vitter-lays-it-on-the-line-to-hillary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;NOW, MADAM  SECRETARY-DESIGNATE, I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR HUSBAND DOESN&#8217;T TAKE ANY MONEY THAT WILL FORCE YOU TO PROSTITUTE  YOURSELF, BLOW YOUR JOB RESPONSIBILITIES, OR OTHERWISE ENGAGE IN ANY RISKY BUSINESS ON BEHALF OF THIS COUNTRY.&#8221;]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;NOW, <em><span style="color: #3366ff;">MADAM </span></em> SECRETARY-DESIGNATE, I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR HUSBAND DOESN&#8217;T TAKE ANY MONEY THAT WILL FORCE YOU TO <em><span style="color: #3366ff;">PROSTITUTE  </span></em>YOURSELF, <span style="color: #0000ff;"><em>BLOW <span style="color: #000000;">YOUR </span>JOB </em></span>RESPONSIBILITIES, OR OTHERWISE ENGAGE IN ANY <span style="color: #3366ff;"><em>RISKY BUSINESS </em></span>ON BEHALF OF THIS COUNTRY.&#8221;</strong></p>
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		<title>Chris Matthews Already Instigating an Obama-Hillary Rift</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/12/01/chris-matthews-already-instigating-an-obama-hillary-rift/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:43:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;NOW, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HILLARY&#8217;S FIRST PRIORITY IS TO REVISIT BOSNIA, TO GET EVEN WITH THOSE PHANTOM SNIPERS, AND OBAMA INSISTS ON USING HER TO PERSONALLY POLICE THE INDIAN-PAKISTANI BORDER?&#8221;  &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; BLOGWORTHIES: Lisa Casey on the &#8220;comings and goings&#8221; at the White House. Juan Cole: Pakistani Reaganism Must End: The New Government must take on the Lashkar.]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;NOW, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HILLARY&#8217;S FIRST PRIORITY IS TO REVISIT BOSNIA, TO GET EVEN WITH THOSE PHANTOM SNIPERS, AND OBAMA INSISTS ON USING HER TO PERSONALLY POLICE THE INDIAN-PAKISTANI BORDER?&#8221; </strong></p>
<p><strong>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</strong></p>
<p>BLOGWORTHIES:</p>
<p>Lisa Casey on the &#8220;<a href="http://www.allhatnocattle.net/12-1-08_president-elect.htm">comings and goings&#8221; at the White House</a>.</p>
<p>Juan Cole: Pakistani Reaganism Must End: <a href="http://www.juancole.com/2008/12/pakistani-reaganism-must-end-new.html">The New Government must take on the Lashkar</a>.</p>
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		<title>The One &#8216;Condition&#8217; That Almost Sunk Hillary&#8217;s Cabinet Appointment</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/11/30/the-one-condition-that-almost-sunk-hillarys-cabinet-appointment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 03:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I AGREED TO DISCLOSE ALL OF MY DONORS &#8230; BUT NONE OF MY &#8216;RECIPIENTS&#8217;.&#8221; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- BLOGWORTHIES: P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: The GOP isn&#8217;t budging after all. The Sunday Funnies, at One Good Move. Dan Kurtzman&#8217;s Political Cartoons of the Week. Irony Has At Least Seven More Lives, by Madkane.]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;I AGREED TO DISCLOSE ALL OF MY DONORS &#8230; BUT NONE OF MY <em>&#8216;RECIPIENT</em>S&#8217;.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.topnews.in/usa/files/Clinton_6.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>BLOGWORTHIES:</p>
<p>P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: <a href="http://buzzflash.com/articles/carpenter/249">The GOP isn&#8217;t budging after all</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2008/11/the_sunday_funn_42.html">The Sunday Funnies</a>, at One Good Move.</p>
<p>Dan Kurtzman&#8217;s <a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/politicalcartoons/ig/Political-Cartoons/index.htm"><span style="color: #3366cc;">Political Cartoons of the Week</span></a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.madkane.com/madness/2008/11/30/irony-lives/">Irony Has At Least Seven More Lives</a>, by Madkane.</p>
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		<title>The ONLY Way to Sell the GOP on Rescuing Detroit</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/11/20/the-only-way-to-sell-the-gop-on-rescuing-detroit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 03:07:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;WE&#8217;RE ANNOUNCING TODAY THE  COMMENCEMENT OF OPERATION TOKYO ROSE.  WE&#8217;LL BE PULLING ALL OUR TROOPS OUT OF IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN, INVADING JAPAN, AND OCCUPYING THEIR AUTOMOBILE PLANTS &#8212; WHICH WE&#8217;LL RENAME HALLIBURTONISSAN, BLACKWATOYOTA, AND  KELLOGG BROWN HONDA.&#8221;  &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; BLOGWORTHIES: More creative approaches to the bailout at All Hat No Cattle.  Faith or Doubt &#8212; Obama&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;WE&#8217;RE ANNOUNCING TODAY THE  COMMENCEMENT OF OPERATION <em><span style="color: #ff0000;">TOKYO ROSE</span></em>.  WE&#8217;LL BE PULLING ALL OUR TROOPS OUT OF IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN, INVADING JAPAN, AND OCCUPYING THEIR AUTOMOBILE PLANTS &#8212; WHICH WE&#8217;LL RENAME HALLIBURTONISSAN, BLACKWATOYOTA, AND  KELLOGG BROWN HONDA.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p> &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;</p>
<p>BLOGWORTHIES:</p>
<p>More <a href="http://allhatnocattle.net/11-20-08_automaker_bailout.htm">creative approaches to the bailout</a> at All Hat No Cattle. </p>
<p><a href="http://buzzflash.com/articles/analysis/532">Faith or Doubt &#8212; Obama&#8217;s Base Second Guessing</a>, by Christine Bowman at BuzzFlash.</p>
<p>Juan Cole on the <a href="http://www.juancole.com/2008/11/joint-experts-statement-on-iran.html">Joint Experts&#8217; Statement on Iran. </a></p>
<p><em>The Daily Show</em> on the <a href="http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2008/11/cheney_gonzalez.html">Cheney/Gonzalez Indictments</a>, at One Good Move.</p>
<p>Madkane on <a title="Permanent Link to What Would The Press Do Without Clinton Rumors?" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.madkane.com/madness/2008/11/20/clinton-rumors/">What Would The Press Do Without Clinton Rumors?</a></p>
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		<title>Hillary to Call Obama to Accept Sec. of State &#8212; at 3 AM!</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/11/14/breaking-hillary-to-call-obama-to-accept-sec-of-state-at-3-am/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 03:12:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;BARACK CLAIMED THAT HE WAS PREPARED TO HANDLE A CRISIS AT 3 AM; WELL, THIS WILL BE HIS FIRST TEST.&#8221; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- Talk about a real crisis: BuzzFlash on GOP Senators&#8217; Plans to Filibuster Obama Court Picks.]]></description>
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<p><strong><span class="clmediaDirectImage">&#8220;BARACK<em> CLAIMED</em> THAT HE WAS PREPARED TO HANDLE A CRISIS AT 3 AM; WELL, THIS WILL BE HIS FIRST TEST.&#8221;</span></strong></p>
<p><span class="clmediaDirectImage">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</span></p>
<p><span class="clmediaDirectImage">Talk about a <em>real crisis</em>: BuzzFlash on <a href="http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/analysis/527">GOP Senators&#8217; Plans to Filibuster Obama Court Picks</a>.</span></p>
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		<title>Hillary Sets Down &#8216;Conditions&#8217; for Accepting Secretary of State</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/11/14/hillary-sets-down-conditions-for-accepting-secretary-of-state/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 14:22:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I&#8217;LL ACCEPT THE POSITION, ON THE CONDITION, THAT I WON&#8217;T MEET WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA WITHOUT PRECONDITIONS.&#8221;]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;I&#8217;LL ACCEPT THE POSITION, ON THE CONDITION, THAT I WON&#8217;T MEET WITH <em>PRESIDENT OBAMA</em> WITHOUT <em>PRECONDITIONS</em>.&#8221; </strong></p>
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