“WE’RE JUST CONCERNED THE GOP IS NOW GONNA’ GET SOME IDEAS FROM THIS, AND START EXERCISING FILIBUSTERS WITH JUST 20% OF THE VOTES.”

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Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash: Kill the Dems’ Health ‘Reform’ Bill Before It Comes to Life!

Jon Perr on Dana Perino’s selective memory.

BartCopE! with the best of the latest Mashups.

“SEE, IT’S NOT ONLY THE EAST ANGLIA ZEALOTS FEEDING US NONSENSE OVER GLOBAL WARMING, BUT THOSE EAST COAST LIBERALS OVER AT CBS WHO, AFTER 54 YEARS, HAVE FINALLY ABANDONED THE SOAP OPERA THAT THE WORLD IS ROUND.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on the Senate’s latest Health Care moves.

Jon Stewart does The Healthcare Debate, via One Good Move.

Madkane on Dick Cheney’s Steno Pool.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.

“THIS LEGISLATION REALLY HAS SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE. EVERY U.S. CITIZEN GETS DRAFTED INTO THE ARMED FORCES AND SENT TO AFGHANISTAN, THUS PROVIDING BOTH UNIVERSAL EMPLOYMENT AND UNIVERSAL SINGLE-PAYER HEALTH INSURANCE FOR ALL.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the NRA Enabling the Terrorism of Gun Deaths.

Madkane’s Testy Republicans.

Dan Kurtzman’s 30 Funniest Videos of the Decade.

“AND JUST TO TRY TO GET SENATORS LIEBERMAN, NELSON AND LINCOLN ON BOARD, WE CHERRY-PICKED THIS GUY ‘FRED’ PRECISELY BECAUSE HE NEVER EVEN GOES OUT IN PUBLIC.”

“IT’S REALLY A SLIPPERY SLOPE. ONCE YOU GO BEYOND THE TRADITIONAL 8 ˝ x 11 BOND PAPER, IT’S CLEAR A BILL HAS TRANSGRESSED THE BOUNDARY INTO SOCIALISM.”

“TRUE, OVER 40,000 PEOPLE DIE EVERY YEAR FROM LACK OF HEALTH INSURANCE.  BUT HAVING SAID THAT, WE SIMPLY DON’T GIVE A SHIT.”

“WE INTERRUPT THIS DEBATE IN ORDER TO ADMINISTER LIFE-SAVING CPR TO OUR VIEWERS.”

“IF THE HEALTH PLAN OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY PASSES, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL THEN BECOME BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BLOODLETTING LEECHES.”

“SO CONGRESSMAN, YOU’RE ‘SOLOMON! NOW TELL ME HOW YOU’RE GONNA’ MANAGE TO, UH, CUT THE DIFFERENCES IN HALF,  I MEAN ‘SPLIT THE …,  YA’ KNOW WHAT I MEAN.”

“NOW, SOME OF MY COLLEAGUES ARE TAKING THE ‘BIRTHER’ APPROACH AND EMPHASIZING THAT MR. CAO WAS BORN IN VIETNAM. BUT I’D PREFER TO TAKE THE HIGH ROAD, AND JUST ASSERT THAT HE SANG SHOW TUNES IN ‘MISS SAIGON’.”