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March 18th, 2010

The Left Assails Dems for ‘Demon Pass’

“YOU KNOW, LARRY, I CAN FORGIVE THE DEMS FOR PASSING A CRAPPY HEALTH REFORM BILL,  BUT GIVING THOSE GOP DEVILS A PASS IS TRULY UNCONSCIONABLE.”

March 16th, 2010

Desperate Tea Partiers Claim Health Reform Bill Creates ‘Tickle Panels’

“WE’RE NOT GONNA’ FOLLOW ERIC MASSA AND THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.  GRANDMA IS NOT ‘TICKLE- READY,’ ESPECIALLY SINCE SHE HASN’T LAUGHED SINCE THE BOB HOPE USO TOUR IN VIETNAM.”

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Lisa Casey with the alternative  GOP Health Plan.

Dan Kurtzman’s  Political Cartoons of the Week.

March 12th, 2010

To Rally the Masses on Health Care Reform, Obama Channels John Belushi

“NOTHING IS OVER TILL WE DECIDE IT IS! DID WE GIVE UP ON SOCIAL SECURITY WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR? DID WE GIVE UP ON HEALTH CARE WHEN THE REPUBLICANS BOMBED DECENCY AND COMMON SENSE? HELL NO!

February 25th, 2010

John McCain at Health Care Summit: ‘Have C-Span Cover My Prostate Exam’

“NOW, JOHN, I REALIZE YOU’D RATHER HAVE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE LOOK UP YOUR ASS THAN LISTEN TO WHAT ACTUALLY COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, BUT EITHER WAY, YOU’RE JUST FULL OF SHIT.”

February 24th, 2010

GOP Responds to Anthony Weiner’s Scathing Attack

“BASED ON HIS  SCURRILOUS CHARGES THAT REPUBLICANS ARE MERELY WHOLLY-OWNED SUBSIDIARIES OF INSURANCE COMPANIES, WE NOW PROPOSE LEGISLATION TO REQUIRE MR. WEINER TO GET A ‘REFERRAL’ BEFORE SPEAKING, TO PAY OUT-OF-POCKET FOR THE HOUSE PODIUM AND MICROPHONE, AND TO EXPEL HIM FOR THE PRE-EXISTING CONDITION OF HAVING BALLS AND A BRAIN.”

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BuzzFlash on Anthem’s Rate Hikes:  Ordinary Americans Are Better at Selling Healthcare Reform Than Democrats.

One Good Move with The Daily Show on the Regressive Mr. Beck.

Bush v. Crist, at All Hat No Cattle.

Madkane’s Ode To GOP Stimulus Hypocrisy.


December 31st, 2009
December 23rd, 2009

Obama, Senate Dems Explain Why ‘Public Option’ Unnecessary

“THAT’S RIGHT, MR. PRESIDENT. BY THE TIME THE HEALTH CARE BILL TAKES EFFECT, EVERYBODY, AND I MEAN EVERYBODY, WILL ACTUALLY BE ELIGIBLE FOR MEDICARE.”

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BuzzFlash Analysis: Prosperous Hospitals and Insurance Companies Thriving on Eve of ‘Healthcare Reform.’

Lisa Casey on the Army’s lack of a pubic option.

Norm Jenson on the Chinese co-option of Copenhagen.

Grading the Prez, at BartCopE!

December 22nd, 2009

To Obstruct Health Bill’s Xmas Deadline, GOP Plans to Kidnap Santa Claus

“SINCE SENATOR McCAIN HAS BEEN GRACIOUS ENOUGH TO GIVE UP ALL HIS PRINCIPLES IN OUR FIGHT AGAINST HEALTH CARE REFORM, HE’LL BE IN CHARGE OF NOT ONLY THE ACTUAL KIDNAP OPERATION, BUT ALSO TORTURING THE FAT BASTARD.”


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