“YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH, YOU’RE NOT SMART ENOUGH, AND DOGGONIT, PEOPLE HATE YOU … SO SHUT UP!”
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“YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH, YOU’RE NOT SMART ENOUGH, AND DOGGONIT, PEOPLE HATE YOU … SO SHUT UP!”
“WE’RE JUST CONCERNED THE GOP IS NOW GONNA’ GET SOME IDEAS FROM THIS, AND START EXERCISING FILIBUSTERS WITH JUST 20% OF THE VOTES.”
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Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash: Kill the Dems’ Health ‘Reform’ Bill Before It Comes to Life!
Jon Perr on Dana Perino’s selective memory.
BartCopE! with the best of the latest Mashups.
It is a dark time for the Health Care Reformers. Although the Insurance Company Death Panels have been destroyed, Insurance Lobbyists and Blue Dogs have driven the Reform forces from their Congressional offices and pursued them across the Washington Mall.
Evading the dreaded Imperial Republicans, a group of public option freedom fighters led by Ron Wyden and Nancy Pelosi have established a new secret base in one of Keith Olbermann’s health clinics in the remote ice world of Mt. Olympia Snowe.
The evil lord Mitch McConnell, obsessed with filibustering health reform, has dispatched thousands of remote anal probe examinations with hefty co-pays and deductibles into the far reaches of Democratic sphincters ….
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Jon Perr on how Americans are already self-rationing health care.
Lisa Casey on the fall, and fall, of the Republican Party.
Check out Marty’s excellent entertainment page at BartCopE!
“OF COURSE WE WANT TO PROVIDE INSURANCE FOR THE UNBORN CHILD, BUT ANY HEALTH PROBLEMS THAT OCCUR AFTERWARDS HAVE TO BE EXCLUDED AS ARISING FROM THE PRE-EXISTING CONDITION OF BIRTH.”
Health Reform … is done
Here, but now it’s gone
Romeo and Juliet
Could not afford their sky-high premium
40,000 men and women every year
40,000 men and women every year
Come on baby … don’t fear the reaper
Baby take my hand … don’t fear the reaper
We’ll be able to die … don’t fear the reaper
Insurance companies, I’m your man …
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John McCain on Afghanistan at All Hat No Cattle.
BartCopE! on the new television season.
“THE INSURANCE COMPANY LOBBYISTS TELL US THEIR CLIENTS ARE PREPARED TO DEVELOP A SYSTEM OF PRIVATE PAY TOILETS WITH HIGH PREMIUMS, AND IF SOMEONE’S BLADDER HAPPENS TO BURST, COVERAGE WILL SIMPLY BE DENIED AS A PEE-EXISTING CONDITION.”
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The Protect Insurance Companies PSA, at One Good Move.
P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: Without public financing of political campaigns, expect endless yesterdays.
“THEY RIPPED OFF ALL THE BIBLES, FAILED TO TIP THE CHAMBERMAIDS ON THE EXCUSE THEY WERE ILLEGALS, AND BOLTED WITHOUT PAYING THE HOTEL TAX ON THE GROUNDS IT VIOLATED THEIR CORE VALUES.”
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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on “Healthcare Reform” as a Boondoggle for Private Insurance, and An Intolerable Burden on the Middle-Aged.
Lisa Casey on the net result of values voters in their own states.
Madkane on Chris Wallace Feels Dissed.
“I THINK THE PUBLIC OPTION IS REALLY A GOOD THING; I’LL JUST BE SURPRISED IF THERE AREN’T A LOT OF FOLKS THERE YELLING: ‘HEY MOTHERFUCKER, I WANT SOME MORE ICE ON MY KNEE’.“
Story at Truthdig.
“NOW DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE THE COST OF THE LEECHES. AS YOU KNOW, EVEN UNDER OUR BLATANTLY UNDEMOCRATIC FEUDAL SYSTEM, WE DO OFFER UNIVERSAL BLOODLETTING.”
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BuzzFlash has Howard Dean: Reform without a Public Health Insurance Option Is Not Real Reform.
“ANYBODY OUT THERE? IT LOOKS LIKE MY HEALTH PLAN HAS ABOUT THE SAME NUMBER OF SUPPORTERS AS MY CONSTITUENCY IN MONTANA.”
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