“IN OUR CASE, WE DON’T EVEN NEED A TIE. EVEN WHEN WE GET OUR BUTTS KICKED, THE GAME GOES ON AND ON AND ON ….”

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Lisa Casey on the GOP giving Jesus a new cross to bear.

Dan Kurtzman with The 10 Best Jokes About Health Care Reform.

“TOO MANY FOLKS, PARTICULARLY YOUNG PEOPLE WITH BRAINS, REFUSE TO VOLUNTARILY BUY INTO OUR BULLSHIT, SO WE’RE GONNA’ MAKE THEM JOIN OUR COW MANURE EXCHANGES, AND EVEN GIVE THEM TAX CREDITS FOR IT.”

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Ann Davidow at BuzzFlash: The Only Major Skill Republicans Have is Mythmaking.

Norm Jenson on the Tea Party circus and God-Given Healthcare.

“YOU KNOW, LARRY, I CAN FORGIVE THE DEMS FOR PASSING A CRAPPY HEALTH REFORM BILL,  BUT GIVING THOSE GOP DEVILS A PASS IS TRULY UNCONSCIONABLE.”

“WE’RE NOT GONNA’ FOLLOW ERIC MASSA AND THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.  GRANDMA IS NOT ‘TICKLE- READY,’ ESPECIALLY SINCE SHE HASN’T LAUGHED SINCE THE BOB HOPE USO TOUR IN VIETNAM.”

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Lisa Casey with the alternative  GOP Health Plan.

Dan Kurtzman’s  Political Cartoons of the Week.

“NOTHING IS OVER TILL WE DECIDE IT IS! DID WE GIVE UP ON SOCIAL SECURITY WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR? DID WE GIVE UP ON HEALTH CARE WHEN THE REPUBLICANS BOMBED DECENCY AND COMMON SENSE? HELL NO!

“NOW, JOHN, I REALIZE YOU’D RATHER HAVE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE LOOK UP YOUR ASS THAN LISTEN TO WHAT ACTUALLY COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, BUT EITHER WAY, YOU’RE JUST FULL OF SHIT.”

“BASED ON HIS  SCURRILOUS CHARGES THAT REPUBLICANS ARE MERELY WHOLLY-OWNED SUBSIDIARIES OF INSURANCE COMPANIES, WE NOW PROPOSE LEGISLATION TO REQUIRE MR. WEINER TO GET A ‘REFERRAL’ BEFORE SPEAKING, TO PAY OUT-OF-POCKET FOR THE HOUSE PODIUM AND MICROPHONE, AND TO EXPEL HIM FOR THE PRE-EXISTING CONDITION OF HAVING BALLS AND A BRAIN.”

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BuzzFlash on Anthem’s Rate Hikes:  Ordinary Americans Are Better at Selling Healthcare Reform Than Democrats.

One Good Move with The Daily Show on the Regressive Mr. Beck.

Bush v. Crist, at All Hat No Cattle.

Madkane’s Ode To GOP Stimulus Hypocrisy.

“THAT’S RIGHT, MR. PRESIDENT. BY THE TIME THE HEALTH CARE BILL TAKES EFFECT, EVERYBODY, AND I MEAN EVERYBODY, WILL ACTUALLY BE ELIGIBLE FOR MEDICARE.”

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BuzzFlash Analysis: Prosperous Hospitals and Insurance Companies Thriving on Eve of ‘Healthcare Reform.’

Lisa Casey on the Army’s lack of a pubic option.

Norm Jenson on the Chinese co-option of Copenhagen.

Grading the Prez, at BartCopE!

“SINCE SENATOR McCAIN HAS BEEN GRACIOUS ENOUGH TO GIVE UP ALL HIS PRINCIPLES IN OUR FIGHT AGAINST HEALTH CARE REFORM, HE’LL BE IN CHARGE OF NOT ONLY THE ACTUAL KIDNAP OPERATION, BUT ALSO TORTURING THE FAT BASTARD.”

“IT’S BEING CALLED THE ‘NEW KANSAS-NEBRASKA ACT.’ WE’LL ALL BE ENSLAVED TO THE INSURANCE COMPANIES, AND THERE’LL BE A HELLUVA’ LOTTA’ BLEEDING.”