Andy Harris

“NOT ONLY SHOULD  THE GUMMINT HAVE HAD MY NEW CADDY PREPPED AND READY ON ELECTION EVE, BUT I’M ALSO ENTITLED TO A DRIVER WHO’S A DOCTOR, WITH A PSYCHIATRIC DEGREE.”

Background here.

“SENATOR KENNEDY DIDN’T WANT ME TO HAVE ANY SUCCESS IN THAT REALM OF HIS FAMILY’S LEGACY. BESIDES, HE CLAIMED THAT JUST THINKING ABOUT ME HAVING SEX MADE HIM SO SICK … THAT HE FELT HEALTH CARE WOULD BE UTTERLY FUTILE.”

“THE STATE BOARD OF MEDICINE RULED THAT IF I WAS  GOING TO TREAT ONLY REPUBLICAN ASSHOLES, I’D BETTER SPECIALIZE IN TREATING ASSHOLES.”

Story at Crooks & Liars.

“ABOUT THE ONLY CHANCE WE HAVE TO RISE ‘HEAD AND SHOULDERS’ ABOVE THE DEMOCRAT PARTY  …  IS TO BLIND THE AMERICAN PUBLIC WITH SHAMPOO IN THEIR EYES.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Send The White Christian Domestic Terrorists to Guantanamo.

BartCopE! on the Teabag Terrorism.

“THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FROM A FOREIGN-BORN PRESIDENT WHO FOLLOWS THE MAYAN CALENDAR, WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS HIS MERE ELECTION SIGNALLED THE END OF THE WORLD.”

“IN OUR CASE, WE DON’T EVEN NEED A TIE. EVEN WHEN WE GET OUR BUTTS KICKED, THE GAME GOES ON AND ON AND ON ….”

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Lisa Casey on the GOP giving Jesus a new cross to bear.

Dan Kurtzman with The 10 Best Jokes About Health Care Reform.

“BY EXPANDING THE POOL OF DEMOCRATIC LAWMAKERS WHO HAVE TO FEAR FOR THEIR LIVES AND THOSE OF THEIR FAMILIES, WE’LL CREATE MORE JOBS IN THE HOME ALARM AND SECURITY FIELDS ALONE, THAN THE ENTIRE DEMOCRAT STIMULUS PLAN.”

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More on the Slimebaggers, at All Hat No Cattle.

Madkane on the GOP stuck between their crock and a hard place.

The Weekly Poll, at  BartCopE!

“TOO MANY FOLKS, PARTICULARLY YOUNG PEOPLE WITH BRAINS, REFUSE TO VOLUNTARILY BUY INTO OUR BULLSHIT, SO WE’RE GONNA’ MAKE THEM JOIN OUR COW MANURE EXCHANGES, AND EVEN GIVE THEM TAX CREDITS FOR IT.”

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Ann Davidow at BuzzFlash: The Only Major Skill Republicans Have is Mythmaking.

Norm Jenson on the Tea Party circus and God-Given Healthcare.

“YOU KNOW, LARRY, I CAN FORGIVE THE DEMS FOR PASSING A CRAPPY HEALTH REFORM BILL,  BUT GIVING THOSE GOP DEVILS A PASS IS TRULY UNCONSCIONABLE.”

“WE’RE NOT GONNA’ FOLLOW ERIC MASSA AND THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.  GRANDMA IS NOT ‘TICKLE- READY,’ ESPECIALLY SINCE SHE HASN’T LAUGHED SINCE THE BOB HOPE USO TOUR IN VIETNAM.”

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Lisa Casey with the alternative  GOP Health Plan.

Dan Kurtzman’s  Political Cartoons of the Week.