“WE OPPOSE ANY GODDAMN, COCKS**KING FEDERAL GUMMINT ATTEMPT TO CURE OUR SICK MOTHER-F**KING BEHAVIOR.”

“YOU KNOW, LARRY, I CAN FORGIVE THE DEMS FOR PASSING A CRAPPY HEALTH REFORM BILL,  BUT GIVING THOSE GOP DEVILS A PASS IS TRULY UNCONSCIONABLE.”

“WE’RE NOT GONNA’ FOLLOW ERIC MASSA AND THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.  GRANDMA IS NOT ‘TICKLE- READY,’ ESPECIALLY SINCE SHE HASN’T LAUGHED SINCE THE BOB HOPE USO TOUR IN VIETNAM.”

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Lisa Casey with the alternative  GOP Health Plan.

Dan Kurtzman’s  Political Cartoons of the Week.

“NOTHING IS OVER TILL WE DECIDE IT IS! DID WE GIVE UP ON SOCIAL SECURITY WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR? DID WE GIVE UP ON HEALTH CARE WHEN THE REPUBLICANS BOMBED DECENCY AND COMMON SENSE? HELL NO!

“SINCE EVEN OUR REGRESSIVE POLICIES CAN’T LITERALLY BRING US BACK IN TIME, THE BEST WE CAN DO IS FOLLOW RICK PERRY’S LEAD AND START ANOTHER SECESSION.”

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Funny or Die’s Presidential Reunion, at One Good Move.

Mitt vs. The Talking Hand, at All Hat No Cattle.

“IT’S MY LATEST BRAINSTORM FOR ‘PAY AS YOU GO‘:  MAKE THE UNEMPLOYED PAY AS THEY GO DOWN THE DRAIN.”

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Bunning Just Running  the GOP Motto, at All Hat No Cattle.

BuzzFlash: FOX’s  Glenn Beck and Laura Ingraham Fight Healthcare Reform — by Mocking the Sick.

Madkane on Cussin’ out California.

Some good news for lefties, at BartCopE!

“NOW, JOHN, I REALIZE YOU’D RATHER HAVE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE LOOK UP YOUR ASS THAN LISTEN TO WHAT ACTUALLY COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, BUT EITHER WAY, YOU’RE JUST FULL OF SHIT.”

“BASED ON HIS  SCURRILOUS CHARGES THAT REPUBLICANS ARE MERELY WHOLLY-OWNED SUBSIDIARIES OF INSURANCE COMPANIES, WE NOW PROPOSE LEGISLATION TO REQUIRE MR. WEINER TO GET A ‘REFERRAL’ BEFORE SPEAKING, TO PAY OUT-OF-POCKET FOR THE HOUSE PODIUM AND MICROPHONE, AND TO EXPEL HIM FOR THE PRE-EXISTING CONDITION OF HAVING BALLS AND A BRAIN.”

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BuzzFlash on Anthem’s Rate Hikes:  Ordinary Americans Are Better at Selling Healthcare Reform Than Democrats.

One Good Move with The Daily Show on the Regressive Mr. Beck.

Bush v. Crist, at All Hat No Cattle.

Madkane’s Ode To GOP Stimulus Hypocrisy.

“IT NOW TURNS OUT THAT NO LESS THAN 11 GOP SENATORS ASKED FOR STIMULUS FUNDS FOR AN ACTUAL RIBBON FACTORY, THAT WOULD PRODUCE ALL THE RIBBONS FOR THE STIMULUS RIBBON-CUTTING CEREMONIES.”

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BuzzFlash Commentary on Evan Bayh: An ‘Empty suit’ with a Pretty Face, Besmirching His Father’s Legacy.

Daily Show’s Health Care Reform Revival, at One Good Move.

Lisa Casey on Hilary seeing Palin from her ….

“NOW, MANY FOLKS WILL SAY I’M NOT AS MAD OR PASSIONATE AS FDR, BUT I OPERATE ON A ’3G NETWORK’ — GENTLE, GENEROUS AND GOOD-HUMORED.”

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Madkane’s got her iMad, with Ode To Barack Hussein Hoover.

Lisa Casey on the real State of the Union.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on  Cornering the right; it’s about bloody time.