“HE’S GOT THE LIGHT SKIN, ALRIGHT, BUT I’M NOT SURE NEW YORKERS WILL TAKE TO THAT  HEAVY BROOKLYN DIALECT HE RECENTLY AFFECTED.”

“AYY, FUGGEDABOUTIT — I’M GONNA’ KICK GILLIBRAND’S ASS ALL OVER TOITY TOID AND TOID.”

“HELL, I DON’T KNOW WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT.  I’M PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR AT LEAST ONE LIGHT-SKINNED COLORED GIRL.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin gives his read, with: Journalistic Malfeasance, Harry Reid and The Negro: It’s All Entertainment.

“I’D HAVE TO SAY ‘OLE HARRY MAY HAVE A POINT.  MAYBE OUR SIDE WOULD BE A LOT BETTER OFF IF WE HAD VOTED IN THE ‘LIGHT-SKINNED’ OBAMA AS HEAD OF THE RNC, INSTEAD OF A GUY WHO BELONGS ON THE ‘DARK SIDE’ OF THE MOON.”

“HE’S OBVIOUSLY TOO DARK-SKINNED, AND LACKS THE PROPER SOUTHERN DIALECT, TO EVER GET THE GOP NOMINATION FOR PRESIDENT.”

“ALTHOUGH WE’RE DROPPING THE MEDICARE BUY-IN AND PUBLIC OPTION, AT JOE LIEBERMAN’S REQUEST THE NATION’S CAPITOL WILL BE MOVED TO HARTFORD, COLONOSCOPIES WILL BE RE-NAMED ‘NED LAMONTSCOPIES,’ AND THE  HEALTH CARE PLAN FOR SENATORS WILL BE EXPANDED TO COVER ‘TAR AND FEATHERING’.”

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Tiger Woods with an ‘expansion’ marketing strategy, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.

“AND JUST TO TRY TO GET SENATORS LIEBERMAN, NELSON AND LINCOLN ON BOARD, WE CHERRY-PICKED THIS GUY ‘FRED’ PRECISELY BECAUSE HE NEVER EVEN GOES OUT IN PUBLIC.”

“WE’RE PREPARED TO ERECT LEVEES AROUND SENATOR LANDRIEU TO PROTECT HER FROM RIGHT-WING ATTACKS, AND TO ACTUALLY MAKE A GENDER CHANGE TO THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL TO PLACATE THE SENATOR FROM ARKANSAS.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the “Greatest” healthcare system’s need to “erect”  more nurses.

“I’LL BE THE FIRST TO ADMIT I MADE THE BEST DEAL POSSIBLE — ROLAND IMMEDIATELY ASSUMES THE POST OF MAJORITY LEADER, AND I GET TO KEEP MY SEAT AT THE KIDDIE TABLE IN THE SENATE CAFETERIA.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Israel, Gaza, Grief, and Victimhood.

More reason for Congress’ low approval ratings, at All Hat No Cattle.

The Daily Show weighs in with Crisis in the Senate, at One Good Move.

As the Bush Reign of Error comes to a close, Dan Kurtzman has Top 25 Bush Comedy Videos and The 50 Dumbest Bush Quotes of All Time.

“ALTHOUGH BARACK OBAMA HASN’T EVEN TAKEN OFFICE YET, I’M RELYING ON MY PAL DICK CHENEY’S THEORY OF PRE-EMPTIVE IMPEACHMENT.”

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BLOGWORTHIES

Chad Rubel at BuzzFlash: Detroit’s problems are complex; right wing is wrong to punish only workers.

Late Night Comedy, on the Disastrous Economy, at One Good Move.

Lisa Casey on a Sound Bite You Won’t Hear. 

Dan Kurtzman on A Colbert Christmas.

Madkane on “Traitor Joe” Wasn’t Disloyal Enough? (Haiku).