“WELL, IF YOU BACK THE DEMOCRAT PARTY TAKEOVER OF HEALTH CARE, WITCHES AND GOBLINS WILL COME BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR DOCTOR, AND YOUR HALLOWEEN CANDY WILL BE RATIONED TO ONE MINI-MILKY WAY BAR.”

“IT’S BAD ENOUGH HE WANTS TO REDISTRIBUTE THE WEALTH, BUT NOW HE’S EVEN TEACHING HIS OWN DAUGHTERS ABOUT REDISTRIBUTING CANDY AND GUM MINT HANDOUTS.”

“THIS WAY, WE FEEL LIKE WE CAN STILL STAY IN CHARACTER.”