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May 14th, 2010

MMS Corruption, of Biblical Proportions, Leads to NOAA’s Ark

THAT’S RIGHT, FIRST WE RESCUE ALL THE MARINE WILDLIFE, AND THEN WE PLUG UP THE LEAK WITH OIL EXECUTIVES, STARTING WITH DICK CHENEY HIMSELF.”

NY Times with the sad truth – on the Minerals Management Service, running roughshod over the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.

May 13th, 2010

Frank Luntz Tries to Turn Gulf Oil Spill Into Oil-ade

DRILL BABY, DRILL IS NOT ONLY HEALTHY FOR THE ECONOMY, BUT ALSO PROVIDES YOU WITH YOUR DAILY DOSE OF HIGHLY-BENEFICIAL FISH OIL.”

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BP’s Latest ‘Solution” at All Hat No Cattle.

Mad Kane’s Leery About Elena

Dan Kurtzman with Lewis Black: Glenn Beck Has Nazi Tourette’s.

May 11th, 2010

Cheney’s Trifecta: War Crimes, Environmental Crimes and …

“JUST TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, IT TURNS OUT THAT THE VICE PRESIDENT FROM HALLIBURTON ACTUALLY KEPT THE MAILING LABELS FROM BOTH THE NATIONAL AUDUBON SOCIETY AND THE PARALYZED VETERANS OF AMERICA … WITHOUT EVEN MAKING A DONATION.”

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Meg White at BuzzFlash:  BP, Transocean and Halliburton’s  Dodge Ball Version of the Blame Game.

Lisa Casey with an appropriate message for BP.

June 9th, 2009

Colbert Explains How His U.S.O. Tour Differs From Bob Hope’s

“UNLIKE BOB HOPE, I DIDN’T HAVE TO BRING THE GOLDDIGGERS … WE ALREADY HAVE HALLIBURTON HERE.”

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Dan Kurtzman with the video of Colbert gettin’ trained and shaved.

BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin on Sonia Sotomayor and the Blatant Hypocrisy of White Male Entitlement.

Lisa Casey on Newt’s latest self-neutering, and Madkane with the Liz Cheney Song.

April 10th, 2009

Cheney Advocates ‘WaterBoarding’ of the Pirates

“NOW, I DON’T MEAN BOARDING THEIR WATERCRAFT, BUT ACTUALLY TORTURING THEM.  NOT THAT I CARE ABOUT SAVING THE CAPTAIN, I JUST WANT HALLIBURTON TO RECOVER THE BURIED BAGHDAD TREASURE THAT WAS LOOTED FROM THEM.”

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BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin on Tales of the D.C. Elite “Village People.”

Lisa Casey on Bowing to the Saudi King.

Dan Kurtzman with the The Week in Political Cartoons.

November 20th, 2008

The ONLY Way to Sell the GOP on Rescuing Detroit

“WE’RE ANNOUNCING TODAY THE  COMMENCEMENT OF OPERATION TOKYO ROSE.  WE’LL BE PULLING ALL OUR TROOPS OUT OF IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN, INVADING JAPAN, AND OCCUPYING THEIR AUTOMOBILE PLANTS — WHICH WE’LL RENAME HALLIBURTONISSAN, BLACKWATOYOTA, AND  KELLOGG BROWN HONDA.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

More creative approaches to the bailout at All Hat No Cattle. 

Faith or Doubt — Obama’s Base Second Guessing, by Christine Bowman at BuzzFlash.

Juan Cole on the Joint Experts’ Statement on Iran.

The Daily Show on the Cheney/Gonzalez Indictments, at One Good Move.

Madkane on What Would The Press Do Without Clinton Rumors?