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June 9th, 2009

Colbert Explains How His U.S.O. Tour Differs From Bob Hope’s

“UNLIKE BOB HOPE, I DIDN’T HAVE TO BRING THE GOLDDIGGERS … WE ALREADY HAVE HALLIBURTON HERE.”

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Dan Kurtzman with the video of Colbert gettin’ trained and shaved.

BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin on Sonia Sotomayor and the Blatant Hypocrisy of White Male Entitlement.

Lisa Casey on Newt’s latest self-neutering, and Madkane with the Liz Cheney Song.

April 10th, 2009

Cheney Advocates ‘WaterBoarding’ of the Pirates

“NOW, I DON’T MEAN BOARDING THEIR WATERCRAFT, BUT ACTUALLY TORTURING THEM.  NOT THAT I CARE ABOUT SAVING THE CAPTAIN, I JUST WANT HALLIBURTON TO RECOVER THE BURIED BAGHDAD TREASURE THAT WAS LOOTED FROM THEM.”

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BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin on Tales of the D.C. Elite “Village People.”

Lisa Casey on Bowing to the Saudi King.

Dan Kurtzman with the The Week in Political Cartoons.

November 20th, 2008

The ONLY Way to Sell the GOP on Rescuing Detroit

“WE’RE ANNOUNCING TODAY THE  COMMENCEMENT OF OPERATION TOKYO ROSE.  WE’LL BE PULLING ALL OUR TROOPS OUT OF IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN, INVADING JAPAN, AND OCCUPYING THEIR AUTOMOBILE PLANTS — WHICH WE’LL RENAME HALLIBURTONISSAN, BLACKWATOYOTA, AND  KELLOGG BROWN HONDA.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

More creative approaches to the bailout at All Hat No Cattle. 

Faith or Doubt — Obama’s Base Second Guessing, by Christine Bowman at BuzzFlash.

Juan Cole on the Joint Experts’ Statement on Iran.

The Daily Show on the Cheney/Gonzalez Indictments, at One Good Move.

Madkane on What Would The Press Do Without Clinton Rumors?

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