The Satirical Political Report » haley barbour

Haley Barbour Gives Up Presidential Run, To Make Even More $$ Than From Lobbying

Don Davis — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 03:30:59 +0000

“MY AGENT TOLD ME I CAN REALLY RAKE IN THE DOUGH WITH AN ACTING CAREER, PLAYING THE DICKISH BUSINESSMAN IN THOSE TEEN MOVIES THEY ALWAYS SHOW ON HBO.”

Haley Barbour Denies Racist Roots, Cites Diet of Black & White Cookies

Don Davis — Sat, 25 Dec 2010 17:37:29 +0000

“EVERYONE KNOWS THE CITIZENS’ COUNCILS MERELY SPONSORED BAKE SALES FOR THE PTA, AND THAT’S WHERE I LEARNED THE VALUES OF ‘SEPARATE BUT EQUAL‘.”

Haley Barbour’s ‘BP Escrow Proposal’: $1 Per Year, For 20 Billion Years

Don Davis — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 03:32:53 +0000

“AH DO BELIEVE THIS WILL ENABLE BP TO EXTRACT OIL WELL INTO THE FUTURE … FROM THE FOSSILIZED HUMANS� AND ANIMAL LIFE IT HELPS TO MAKE EXTINCT.”

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The background at Crooks & Liars.

George Washington weighs in on the Company that always tells a lie, at All Hat No Cattle.

Map: Where Americans Are Moving, at BartCopE!

Nevada’s Sharron Angle Supports Ban on Drilling … of Fluoride!

Don Davis — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 02:41:11 +0000

“YOU CAN’T ACCUSE THE TEA PARTY OF BEING ANTI-ENVIRONMENT.� WE’RE THE ONES WHO WANT TO PROTECT THE COAST OF FLORIDA FROM TURNING INTO FLUORIDA.”

HuffPost with the angle on Angle.

BP’s “transformation,” at All Hat No Cattle, and Madkane with Haley�s Barbaric Attitude..

BartCopE’s Weekly Poll: The ‘Shut up and Pay up’ Edition.

GOP Governors Apply for TARP

Don Davis — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 15:45:37 +0000

“We don’t want any money — just a literal TARP to completely cover a certain un-named Governor from Alaska.”���

GOP Governors Meet to Plot 50-Hate Strategy

Don Davis — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 19:31:38 +0000

“WE FULLY EXPECT OBAMA TO CLEAN UP THE MESS THAT BUSH LEFT BEHIND. THEN, WITH THE VOTERS SECURE AND THE ECONOMY BACK ON TRACK, WE’LL BE COMPLETELY FREE TO STIR UP THE�CULTURE WARS AGAIN.”