“MY AGENT TOLD ME I CAN REALLY RAKE IN THE DOUGH WITH AN ACTING CAREER, PLAYING THE DICKISH BUSINESSMAN IN THOSE TEEN MOVIES THEY ALWAYS SHOW ON HBO.”

“EVERYONE KNOWS THE CITIZENS’ COUNCILS MERELY SPONSORED BAKE SALES FOR THE PTA, AND THAT’S WHERE I LEARNED THE VALUES OF ‘SEPARATE BUT EQUAL‘.”

“AH DO BELIEVE THIS WILL ENABLE BP TO EXTRACT OIL WELL INTO THE FUTURE … FROM THE FOSSILIZED HUMANS  AND ANIMAL LIFE IT HELPS TO MAKE EXTINCT.”

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The background at Crooks & Liars.

George Washington weighs in on the Company that always tells a lie, at All Hat No Cattle.

Map: Where Americans Are Moving, at BartCopE!

“YOU CAN’T ACCUSE THE TEA PARTY OF BEING ANTI-ENVIRONMENT.  WE’RE THE ONES WHO WANT TO PROTECT THE COAST OF FLORIDA FROM TURNING INTO FLUORIDA.”

HuffPost with the angle on Angle.

BP’s “transformation,” at All Hat No Cattle, and Madkane with Haley’s Barbaric Attitude..

BartCopE’s Weekly Poll: The ‘Shut up and Pay up’ Edition.

“We don’t want any money — just a literal TARP to completely cover a certain un-named Governor from Alaska.”   

“WE FULLY EXPECT OBAMA TO CLEAN UP THE MESS THAT BUSH LEFT BEHIND. THEN, WITH THE VOTERS SECURE AND THE ECONOMY BACK ON TRACK, WE’LL BE COMPLETELY FREE TO STIR UP THE CULTURE WARS AGAIN.”