“NOT ONLY WILL THIS HELP COUNTER OBAMA’S APPEAL TO YOUNG PEOPLE, BUT I NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN DO A DOUBLE TWIST PIROUETTE AS WELL AS I CAN.”

“AL, THAT MOVE’S NEVER EVEN BEEN TRIED BEFORE — A TRIPLE REVERSE, FOLLOWED BY A DOUBLE TWIST FLIP-FLOP, TOPPED OFF WITH A STRADDLE-BACK AND A HEAD-TUCK UP HIS ASS.”

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